The Official Football (Soccer) Thread

[Mac 10 †]

-1 for being a Celtic or Rangers fan

I feel like I've asked this before but seriously, who the fuck are AZ?

Celtic's Roll of Honour

Major honours

    * European Cup: 1

        1966-67

    * Scottish League Championships: 42

        1893, 1894, 1896, 1898, 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1909, 1910, 1914, 1915, 1916, 1917, 1919, 1922, 1926, 1936, 1938, 1954, 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1974*, 1977, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1986, 1988, 1998, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008

    * Scottish Cup: 34 (record)

        1892, 1899, 1900, 1904, 1907, 1908, 1911, 1912, 1914, 1923, 1925, 1927, 1931, 1933, 1937, 1951, 1954, 1965, 1967, 1969, 1971, 1972, 1974, 1975, 1977, 1980, 1985, 1988, 1989, 1995, 2001, 2004, 2005, 2007

    * Scottish League Cup: 13

        1957, 1958, 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1975, 1983, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2006

Minor honours

    * European Cup runners-up: 1

        1969-70

    * UEFA Cup runners-up: 1

        2002-03

    * FIFA World Club Cup/Intercontinental Cup runners-up: 1

        1967

    * Glasgow Cup: 28

        1891, 1892, 1895, 1896, 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1910, 1916, 1917, 1920, 1921, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1931, 1939, 1941, 1949, 1956, 1962, 1964, 1965, 1967, 1968, 1970, 1975*, 1982

    * British League Cup: 1

        1902[1]

    * Ferencvaros Vase: 1

        1914

    * Navy and Army War Fund Shield: 1

        1918

    * Empire Exhibition Trophy: 1

        1938

    * Victory In Europe Cup: 1

        1945

    * Saint Mungo Cup: 1

        1951

    * Coronation Cup: 1

        1953

    * Alfredo di Stefano Trophy: 1

        1967

    * CNE Cup of Champions: 1

        1968

    * France Football European Team of the Year: 1

        1970

    * Drybrough Cup: 1

        1974

    * World of Soccer Cup: 1

        1977

    * FIFA Fair Play Award: 1

        2003 (awarded to the fans of Celtic FC)

    * Scottish Youth Cup: 9

        1984, 1987, 1989, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2003, 2005, 2006

    * Under 18 Scottish Premier League: 2

        2000, 2003

    * Under 19 Scottish Premier League: 3

        2004, 2005, 2006

    * Under 21 Scottish Premier League: 3

        2002, 2003, 2004

    * Reserve Scottish Premier League: 4

        2005, 2006, 2007, 2008

* 1975 trophy shared with Rangers after a 2-2 draw



Rangers' Roll of Honour

Major honours

League

    * Scottish League championships (51):
          o 1891[4], 1899, 1900, 1901, 1902, 1911, 1912, 1913, 1918, 1920, 1921, 1923, 1924,
            1925, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1931, 1933, 1934, 1935, 1937, 1939, 1947, 1949,
            1950, 1953, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1961, 1963, 1964, 1975, 1976, 1978, 1987, 1989,
            1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997[5], 1999, 2000, 2003, 2005

Cups

    * European Cup Winners' Cup winners:
          o 1972

    * Scottish Cup winners (32):
          o 1894, 1897, 1898, 1903, 1928, 1930, 1932, 1934, 1935, 1936, 1948, 1949, 1950,
            1953, 1960, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1966, 1973, 1976, 1978, 1979, 1981, 1992, 1993,
            1996, 1999, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2008

    * League Cup winners (25):
          o 1947, 1949, 1961, 1962, 1964, 1965, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1979, 1982, 1984, 1985,
            1987, 1988, 1989, 1991, 1993, 1994, 1997, 1999, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2008

Other honours

League

    * Emergency War League: 1940
    * Southern League (6): 1941, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1945, 1946
    * Glasgow League (2): 1895-96, 1897-98

Cups

    * Emergency War Cup: 1940
    * Southern League Cup (4): 1941, 1942, 1943, 1945
    * Glasgow Cup (44):
          o 1893, 1894, 1897, 1898, 1900, 1901, 1902, 1911, 1912, 1913, 1914, 1918, 1919,
            1922, 1923, 1924, 1925, 1930, 1932, 1933, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1940, 1942,
            1943, 1944, 1945, 1948, 1950, 1954, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1969, 1971, 1975[6], 1976,
            1979, 1983, 1985, 1986, 1987
    * Glasgow Merchants and Charity Cup (32):
          o 1878-79, 1896-97, 1899-00, 1903-04, 1905-06, 1906-07, 1908-09, 1910-11, 1918-19,
            1921-22, 1922-23, 1924-25, 1927-28, 1928-29, 1929-30, 1930-31, 1931-32, 1932-33,
            1933-34, 1938-39, 1939-40, 1940-41, 1941-42, 1943-44, 1944-45, 1945-46, 1946-47,
            1947-48, 1950-51, 1954-55, 1956-57, 1959-60

Minor honours

    * Rangers Sports Trophy: 1890
    * Glasgow International Exhibition Cup: 1901
    * Scottish National Exhibition Tournament: 1908
    * Lord Provosts Cup[7]: 1921
    * British Championship: 1933
    * Sir Archibald Sinclair Cup[8]: 1942
    * Summer Cup: 1942
    * Scottish Victory Cup: 1946
    * Paisley Chartiy Cup: 1972
    * Jet Cup[9]: 1977
    * Tennent's Caledonian Cup: 1978
    * Drybrough Cup: 1979
    * Dubai Champions Cup : 1987
    * Forum Cup[10]: 1991
    * Ibrox International Challenge Trophy: 1995
    * Wernesgruner Cup: 2003
    * Walter Tull Memorial Cup[11]: 2004



AZ's Roll of Honour

Achievements

    * Eredivisie
          o Winners (1): 1981
          o Runners-up (2): 1980, 2006
    * Eerste Divisie
          o Winners (2): 1996, 1998
    * KNVB Cup
          o Winners (3): 1978, 1981, 1982
          o Runners-up (1): 2007
    * UEFA Cup
          o Runners-up (1): 1981
          o Semifinalists (1): 2005
    * Trofeo Santiago Bernabéu
          o Runners-up (1): 1981

I could write AZ's entire history on the back of my fuckin' hand. You try writing Celtic's or Rangers' on yours.

Seeing as I'm always asking and you can't tell me who AZ are, I'll tell you.  AZ are no-one, never have been and never will be.

End of discussion.

[smegma]

No Scottish team has Dirk Scheringa. AZ does.

Real end of discussion.

[Elano]

-1 for being a Celtic or Rangers fan

I feel like I've asked this before but seriously, who the fuck are AZ?

a bunch of retarded cuntfucks 

[wilz]

i can't really slag smegma for AZ cos im a Killie fan (even more obscure).

I think i can count in one hand the amount of people who have heard of Kilmarnock on this board

Sick-boy, American Gangster, anyone else know my team?

[es-jay]

^of course.

[da_notorious_mack]

obviously heard of em couldnt tell u who plays for them


the difference is youre not an annoyin prick about it

[Mac 10 †]

i can't really slag smegma for AZ cos im a Killie fan (even more obscure).

I think i can count in one hand the amount of people who have heard of Kilmarnock on this board

Sick-boy, American Gangster, anyone else know my team?

I think English football fans know more about Scottish football than we give them credit for.

I mean they still do coupons at the weekend and watch soccer saturday don't they?

[wilz]

^^^^thats true. so who does everyone tip for relegation from the priemership and the SPL?

I was to confident for killie before the start of the season but we've had a good start so who knows.

I think Hull, Bolton and W.B.A are going down this season. i'd rather see fulham go down. i really hate watchin them

[da_notorious_mack]

^^^^u think stoke will stay up??

[K.Dub]

Well Norway tied 1-1 against Ireland...

[KURUPTION-81]

John Terry England Captain ................................... Captain Failure

Failed as captain to qualify england to the euros
Failed as captain in the league cup final losing to spurs
Failed as captain in the premiership
Failed as captain in the champions league final.

Capello was prob worried terry might burst into tears again if he wasnt made captain

[Rud]

^^^^thats true. so who does everyone tip for relegation from the priemership and the SPL?

I was to confident for killie before the start of the season but we've had a good start so who knows.

I think Hull, Bolton and W.B.A are going down this season. i'd rather see fulham go down. i really hate watchin them

wash your mouth out!!!

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Under Roy Hodson i dont think winning the champions league is out of the question for Fulham, despite the fact their not in it. The man is a mircale worker. I wish someone would post his roll of honour....

Relegated = Stoke, Hull and i really hope Boro get relegated i fuckin hate them.

[Elano]

DIMITAR BERBATOV faces a furious Spurs backlash after we snapped him signing a Manchester United shirt.
Livid Tottenham have already reported United to the Premier League for openly trying to lure him to Old Trafford.

The sight of their striker signing a Red Devils shirt will spark further outrage. An onlooker said: “I was gobsmacked when he took the shirt and signed it.

“He didn’t have any problems with it at all.

“If I was one of Berbatov’s team-mates or a fan, I’d be furious. It is incredibly disrespectful — he may as well have kissed the United badge.”

Berbatov, 27, signed the shirt at Sofia Airport as he set off for Bulgaria’s friendly in Bosnia-Herzegovina where he scored twice in a 2-1 win.

United have already bid £25million for Berbatov, who — as revealed exclusively by SunSport — handed in a transfer request on Saturday.

But Spurs are determined to hang on for £30m.

Tottenham legend and Sun columnist Jimmy Greaves said: “Signing the United shirt is certainly cheeky.

“He clearly wants to leave. If he doesn’t want to stay they should get rid of him.”

Spurs fan Bernie Kingsley said: “This brings back memories of when Paul Ince posed in a United shirt when he was still at West Ham.

“I just wish Spurs would sell him and get it all over with.”

It seems an agreement will be made within the week.

[BANGADOSHISH!!]

what youz think of silvestre goin to the gunners?