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Don Jacob

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ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« on: September 06, 2007, 12:14:18 AM »
so i ain't got shit in my fridge cept a bunch of juices,pepsi,  sauces,eggs, and soy sauce. i ain't got shit in my pantry 'cept some crackers, formula, and chicken top roman


grab 2 baggies of top roman
grab 2 eggs
grab 1 bottle of soy sauce
grab 1 ICE COLD pepsi

boil 1.5 cups of water
break up noodles of top roman, add chicken flavoring slowly while stirring with plastic SPORK (stir for only a bit as to not melt SPORK)
boil noodles in water until all hardness has escaped thine noodles
add eggs and stir in until cooked thoroghly
poor out excess water
put on plate
add soy sauce to each bite
crack open ICE COLD pepsi ....and enjoy

ghetto cooking bitches!~

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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 09:40:04 AM »
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.
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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 10:17:35 AM »
Quote from: Ruger Rik on September 06, 2007, 09:40:04 AM
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.

how do we make the ghetto pizza?

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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 10:33:55 AM »
Quote from: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 10:17:35 AM
Quote from: Ruger Rik on September 06, 2007, 09:40:04 AM
Yall ain't got shit on my ghetto pizza.

how do we make the ghetto pizza?

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Alls you need is white bread, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, and an oven.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2007, 10:45:04 AM by Ruger Rik »
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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 10:42:08 AM »
that sounds like regular ass cheese pizza. where's the water and ramen noodles? that ain't ghetto

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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 10:42:36 AM »
lmao, just realized you said 'bread' i got you now

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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 10:44:28 AM »
Quote from: Tanjential on September 06, 2007, 10:42:36 AM
lmao, just realized you said 'bread' i got you now

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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2007, 11:42:17 AM »
how bout some mozzarella cheesesticks, muufucka...30 secs in the microwave for straight fire. 8)
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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2007, 11:43:34 AM »
i did that before

i put some of that shit on some chips for soem ghetto nachos.
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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2007, 11:43:42 AM »
where the fuck can you get 30 second mozzarella cheese sticks?

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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2007, 11:44:58 AM »
get some cheese sticks and put them in the microwave for 30 seconds.
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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2007, 11:46:55 AM »
Quote from: Don Jacob on September 06, 2007, 11:44:58 AM
get some cheese sticks and put them in the microwave for 30 seconds.

That sounds about right. LOL
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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2007, 11:47:26 AM »
i thought he meant like the breaded ones that restaurants use as appetizers

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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2007, 11:49:15 AM »
not to plug my store ....wink wink


but go to target and go to the freezer section. there's some Friday's mozarella sticks that are BOOOOOOMB. get some maranara sauce on them bitches and you'll be creamin in your BVD's
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Re: ah shiiit . ghetto cooking 101
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2007, 11:49:54 AM »
what are BVDs?

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