Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

[GangstaBoogy]

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


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[Don Jacob]

i love these.

[rik]

i love these.

Yeah, the first one is classic.

[M Dogg™]

Chuck was even amused, writing it off as boys being boys and then he read some of his favorites in interviews. I know the tears cancer one his read off before... lol.

[big mat]

i seen an interview and the journalist was reading them to chuck

[Al Bundy]

Chuck Norris drives a ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

[WC Iz Active]

Chuck has zero swag

[Sickaluffa]

Chuck has zero swag

  very true

[big mat]

^^^haterz

[Al Bundy]

don't worry. chuck norris will take care of them 

[swangin and bangin]

LMAO @ #6

[Don Jacob]

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[AnybodyKilla]

Chuck was even amused, writing it off as boys being boys and then he read some of his favorites in interviews. I know the tears cancer one his read off before... lol.

Those were some funny lines LOL, especially that last one number 10 hahahahaha, 2 funny. Like the sig nigga, Raiders gonna win the superbowl this year fa def doe!!!

[D-Reborn]

[*Z* - The Queen of Dubcc]

lmao

when chuck norris jumps into water, he doesnt become wet, the water becomes chuck norris
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under the gun