you know what sounds delicious right now?god damn why did i have to start a diet

[Don Jacob]

i would but the closest in in out is on the other side of town and gas is a bitch right now....i'm not wasting gas to get gas ya feel me......plus it's more fun to talk about it.

[swangin and bangin]

i would but the closest in in out is on the other side of town and gas is a bitch right now....i'm not wasting gas to get gas ya feel me......plus it's more fun to talk about it.

lol
i like talkin about food when i cant eat it



have yall ever had a conversation with a fat person, my friend is one of them, when i give him a ride (no homo), he can tell me the whole menu of any restaurant that we pass up
its crazy

[Sikotic™]

No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.

[Don Jacob]

hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.

[Don Jacob]

No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.

yeah no doubt, rachel ray owns a large part of my heart lol!

[swangin and bangin]

No lie, sometimes when I'm trying to abstain from high caloric intake, I will watch the Food Network. It helps me get through the day, plus, some of those bitches on that channel are fuckable.

yeah no doubt, rachel ray owns a large part of my heart lol!

wow
yall niggas dont play

memorized her name though

[Sikotic™]

hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.

YEAH MAN that italian chick with the big cans. Man, I'll watch that shit while I'm on the treadmill. I'm like a fat dude sometimes....I know I'll eventually end up one too

The breakfast burritos at Jack are the shit. I'll go get one at 3am and chow down on that shit.

[Don Jacob]

c'mon though, rachel ray is everywhere though now man.

[Sikotic™]

I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed 

[Don Jacob]

hahah yeah i noticed that too. i have this dude i work with who ALWAYS watches the food network channle and can tell you ALL about that skinny italian braod....and any time we're talking about going to lunch he goes into detail on how a certain place cooks and prepares everything.lol

as a matter of fact he's the SOUL reason why i love Jack's sirloin burgers....he described the bun like "biting into a doughy cloud with a light crunch to it" lol i was sold from there on out. lol.

YEAH MAN that italian chick with the big cans. Man, I'll watch that shit while I'm on the treadmill. I'm like a fat dude sometimes....I know I'll eventually end up one too

The breakfast burritos at Jack are the shit. I'll go get one at 3am and chow down on that shit.

oh shit son, yeah the ones with steak in em'? hell yeah.  carls jr. has some bomb ass breakfast burritos too.

[Don Jacob]

I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed 

lol it's all good man


whatchu know bout paula dean though....LOL

[swangin and bangin]

I know the italian chicks name too. It's Giada De Laurentis or somehtin like that. I'm ashamed 

LMAO!!!

[Sikotic™]

yeah man, jack and carlos got the breakfast burrito game on lock. this small joint by my place got the best breakfast burritos ever though. I need methadone to get off that shit.

[Don Jacob]

yeah man, jack and carlos got the breakfast burrito game on lock. this small joint by my place got the best breakfast burritos ever though. I need methadone to get off that shit.

there's a place down from where i stay at that sells these 1 lb breakfast burritos


it's ahuge tortillas filled with beans, carne asada, eggs, sausage, bacon bits, pepper jack cheese, and hash brown strips.....oh man it's like sexin up mariah carey 1995 stylee

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Damn, you fat fucks are crazy.....Just playin....But you really are crazy though.