White Girl Cravings and symptoms of Yellow Fever

[Tanjential]

Man, lately I've been craving a white girl and to a lesser extent asian chicks.

and the latina chick I'm seeing is very hot...but something about white bitches lately just gets me. I have a problem.

-T

[Laconic]

^You might have a much bigger problem on your hands if you start messing w/ a white chick 

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL...white girls can be really easy, so it shouldn't really be a problem.

[ToOoOoN!!!]

LOL...white girls can be really easy, so it shouldn't really be a problem.

every kind of girl can be easy...you just need to find the right one

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Very true.

[Tanjential]

yeah, i was just finding myself up in black chicks lately like 'whoah. how'd i end up in this? This bitch can't get enough'

it's like the rolling stones say:

Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought Id own

Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I dont ever want it back

Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for

So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose

French girls they want cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine

English girls theyre so prissy
I cant stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I dont want them to ever call at all

White girls theyre pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just dont have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
Theyre really such a tease
You never know quite what theyre cookin
Inside those silky sleeves

Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls theyre so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once

Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
Ill make you worlds biggest star

So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Lets go back to zuma beach
Ill give you half of everything I own


some girls, bitches. the original pussy track.

-T

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

Man, lately I've been craving a white girl and to a lesser extent asian chicks.

and the latina chick I'm seeing is very hot...but something about white bitches lately just gets me. I have a problem.

-T

Don't worry, I've had the same symptons. The only cure is to get a dose of that white chick and/or Asian chicks.

[Tanjential]

LMAO, on it!

Old friend of mine, hot white chick, hit me up like 30 minutes ago. Wants to have lunch on tuesday. Haven't seen her in forever, hopefully the best friend stigma of years past will be dissolved enough for me to smash.

Here's hoping muthafuckaz.

-T

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Eminem - 1993 Freestyle:

There’s so many styles I might get thrown
And here’s the place where I like to roam
And all the girls that I like to bone
Have the big butts, no they don’t
‘Cause I don’t like that nigger shit
I’m just here to make a bigger hit
When I be kickin the hypest, dopest rhyme
Just say that Eminem is the best MC of all times…Yeah!
I’m running out of breath so here’s Chaos Kid with the flow of death

Track 2
I seen a Black girlfriend and I kissed her
I kissed her; I placed it on her cheek
And she didn’t come back til next week

Now it was next week and she was back again
Wanting to kiss a white kid
So she was my girlfriend, we started going out
But that’s okay because we were Black and white
Blacks and whites they sometimes mix
But Black girls only want your money cause they’re dumb chicks
So I’ma say like this
Don’t date a Black girl, take it as a diss
If you want, but if you don’t
I’ma tell you like this, I surely won’t
Never date a Black girl because Blacks only want your money
And that shit aint funny

So I’ma say look honey
Why do you do this?
You know, you step up to me like you a Brutus
Then you try to grab my spinach
Because its green and that’s cash
So get outta here, ’cause I don’t need your ass
I said that before, but that’s okay because like I said you’re a whore
Black girls and white girls just don’t mix
Because Black girls are dumb and white girls are good chicks
White girls are good; I like white girls
I like white girls all over the world
White girls are fine and they blow my mind
And that’s why I’m here now telling you this rhyme
’Cause Black girls, I really don’t like
We don’t mix, it’s like riding a bike
When you’re peddling hard, uphill both ways
You know it’s kinda hard and that’s why I say to you
I’m giving you a little advice
Don’t date a Black girl, if you do it once you won’t do it twice
You won’t ever do it again because they’ll take your money
And that aint funny
So I’ma say look honey
I thought he said that before
But like I said again you’re nothing but a big whore
So when mike catch on the bass line
That’s okay ‘cause we will not just waste time

I’ll get straight to the point
Black girls are bitches, that’s why I’ma tell ya you better pull up your britches
‘Cause all that cash is making your ass drag
From the boyfriend ya ganked and that’s pretty bad
I mean that’s pretty sad when ya dating a Black guy
And then you turn around a fuck another big, Black guy
Now that’s pretty wrong, but you’re just ganking
But that’s okay because you need a fuckin spanking
From me, the funky Eminem
I’m busting rhymes and I’m swallowing phlegm
I’m busting a freestyle just like this
I say swallowing phlegm and Howard gets pissed
But when Howard gets pissed that’s okay
Because he leaves and he doesn’t show up for two more days
So I’ll just worry about that problem when I come to it
I cross that bridge when I come to it

Because, I forgot the chorus
But that’s okay ’cause y’all saying bust a rhyme for us
So I’ma bust another rhyme about this Black girl
She turned out to be a fuckin wack girl
A wack girl, because Black girls ain’t funny
All they want is your fuckin money
They take you for everything you got
And then you stand with a bunch of snot in your hand
So I’ma kick it to you just like this
How does the chorus go, I forgot
But that’s okay, ’cause I’ma tell you in stride
I’ma say oh foolish pride

Oh foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride; oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride; oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride; oh, oh, oh
Date a white girl, ’cause they got the raw hide…

[Tanjential]

holy shit. no wonder people got pissed at him.

how did that shit not surface till like post 2000?

he is clearly like 16 and heartbroken freestyling in that shit. why people thought anything more of it boggles me.

-T

[Bedford Iz Active]

Like Uncle Ruckus from the boondocks would say, you got that white fever.

Good luck with that lunch meeting on tuesday.

Everyone hates the point where you reach only good friends with a girl  I sure hope you don't get screwed loooool.

[Don Jacob]

out of all the girls i've ever been with

i rank them like this

1. Latin chicks....they dont' just fuck you they make PASSIONATE love to you
2. White Girls....they like it rough , and let you do whatever the fuck you want to them, plus they suck the best dick
3. Asian girls....i don't know why but every asian girl i ever fucked gets wet like running bath water...i guess that can be cool, but it made the sheets smell bad
4. Indian girls (native american)....very rough and easy to get off
5. indian girls ( quikcy mart ) ....very submissive....can be cool, but after a while gets boring


never fucked a black girl before. i'm not attracted to them at all.

[Bedford Iz Active]

In my past time i've only had white girls  that ain't right lol.

[Mr. O]

Shit..i'm having this white chick hunger.....

[M Dogg™]

here is how I rank them...

Latina - just felt right, maybe 'cause I'm latin. But the sex is always great. When I needed a sure thing in terms of good sex, always got a Latina.
White - BEST HEAD EVER. The only girls to make me cum off head were white girls. Though they get knocked to second 'cause some were too innocent and stuff to go further. Not all, but some.
Asian - I'm marrying a Filipina... lol... and I'm throwing in Indian girls as well in this area. I have had the same submissive behavior with Indian girls too. It's like I say, "lets watch a movie", then bam she's naked 'cause she thinks that's what I want when honestly I want to watch a movie. I never protested though... lol.
Black - Use to be number one, but reality, once I think about it, the pussy ain't all that. Rival White girls with head though.