The different types of "hoes"....

[R-Tistic]

What are the types of hoes you've met, been friends with, kicked it with, been related to, encountered, had experiences with, fell in love with, of been at some point of time? What types would you add?

1. The "virgin" hoe - This is the one who claims that there's no way possible for her to be a hoe because she's never had sex...but she'll suck a baseball from out of a McDonalds straw with no questions. She'll let anybody fondle her, suck on her, and she'll dance nasty as hell at a party...but will hold on to the notion that "I'm not a hoe because I have never had sex".

2. The gold-digging hoe - This is the one who'll have sex with dudes strictly because they have money, regardless of if they are getting any money out of it. These are the ones you see on the major strip in whatever city it is, chasing after the guys with the biggest rims and nicest cars. They will have hundreds of pics on their Myspace/Facebook with celebs that they've likely had sex with.

3. The status-driven hoe - These are very common in high school and college. Some of them could care less about how much money a guy has...but if he's the most "popular" guy, or he's in a fraternity, they'll sleep with him AND his buddies with no question. Some of these are the bourgeious, almost intimidating females that the regular guy would never be able to get....and some of these are the "loser females" that nobody knows, and they try to increase their status through havin sex with these kinds of dudes.

4. The "searching for love" hoe - This is the one that some women may feel sympathy for, but most men won't. These are the ones who will sleep with a man with those far fetched hopes of becoming this man's girlfriend, but she'll sleep with him way too early in most cases, and they'll do it before the guy had to put any work in. When the dude stops calling, or when she finds out he has another girlfriend, she cries her eyes out, and feels embarassed that people think she's a hoe because in her opinion, "they were almost together". However...instead of learning from this mistake, she'll sleep with her next hopeful boyfriend, and the eternal loop continues as expected.

5. The "golden vagina" hoe - This is the hoe that dudes will fall in love with, usually because they look pretty good and have some wife-able qualities to them...but they have the mindstate of a man, whether it's because they learned the almost impossible way to separate sex from their emotions, or because they've been dogged so bad in the past that they have no emotions. These will put it down on a dude who may or may not know she's a hoe, but he'll somehow catch feelings for her...and when she tells him "it was just about sex, I don't even care about you like that", he feels stuck because he didn't know females could be so cruel.

6. The quiet hoe - These are the ones who may have some sort of quiet, shy, mysterious sex appeal to them...but most guys think they are the only ones who saw it. Dudes will kick it with them, and they'll bring the freak out of them early in the game and feel as if they are the shit because they think they're the first one to crack this hoe...until they find out that she's been with ten other dudes they know.

7. The outspoken, almost admits to being a hoe, hoe - These are the overtypical ones that everyone out there knows are hoes. They'll admit everything they've ever done with a dude, and they don't mind puttin guys business on blast. Unlike most females, they won't say "umm...did Jonny tell you we had sex?", they'll say "yeah, we fucked twice, but he couldn't get it up the third time. And he makes some gay azz noises when he's about to cum!!" These are the ones that dudes will not even give each other props for havin sex with, because everybody's been in it. Her main excuse for not being a hoe is because "I have never taken money for sex"...which really just makes her a cheap, discount, promotional item hoe.

8. The "I was drunk" hoe - This is the one who seems to be on point, and may even be a well spoken, articulate, driven, high GPA maintaining young lady...but when she gets a drink, it's a wrap. Her tolerance is higher than most men, but she'll still claim to be drunk off of that watered down party punch that really didn't have anything in it at all. When people question her behavior Saturday morning, she'll always say the same thing...."I was drunk as hell, I don't remember what happened! It wouldn't have happened if I was sober!!"

9. The born again hoe - This hoe could have started off as any of the other hoes mentioned...but she had some sort of revelation to why she doesn't have sex anymore, and why she's saving (the rest of) herself until marriage. However, to everyone else in her circle, she'll always be a hoe...and when a dude tells his homeboy that "she's a changed person and she won't even let me get in it", they'll laugh and say "nah, you just ain't got enough game for her. She's still a hoe, she f'ked five of the homeboys, believe me!"

10. The out of town hoe - This is the one who has a relatively good reputation in her hometown or at her college....but she lets all her freak out when it comes to a road trip. She doesn't mind getting down with a dude the first night on these trips, because hey, it's not like she's gonna see him again! She might have even been smart enough to give him a fake name. All is good until she realizes that everybody knows everybody...and when he finds her on Myspacebook, he finds out that she has a boyfriend.

11. The sheltered hoe - This one reminds you of a dog that stays in a cage all day until his owner comes home, and as soon as the cage is opened, he doesn't know what to do with all of that energy but to run around back and forth until he passes out. These usually come from the best homes, best surroundings, and loving families...but their dads were a bit too strict on them their entire life, and wouldn't even let her talk to a guy in class if he had the power to. Therefore, whenever she gets the chance to be away from home, she lets it all out. Some of them will be the aggressor in sexual situations, and the guy will be in surprise that she had it in her.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL...saw this a while back.

[Mackin]

What are the types of hoes you've met, been friends with, kicked it with, been related to, encountered, had experiences with, fell in love with, of been at some point of time? What types would you add?

1. The "virgin" hoe - This is the one who claims that there's no way possible for her to be a hoe because she's never had sex...but she'll suck a baseball from out of a McDonalds straw with no questions. She'll let anybody fondle her, suck on her, and she'll dance nasty as hell at a party...but will hold on to the notion that "I'm not a hoe because I have never had sex".

2. The gold-digging hoe - This is the one who'll have sex with dudes strictly because they have money, regardless of if they are getting any money out of it. These are the ones you see on the major strip in whatever city it is, chasing after the guys with the biggest rims and nicest cars. They will have hundreds of pics on their Myspace/Facebook with celebs that they've likely had sex with.

3. The status-driven hoe - These are very common in high school and college. Some of them could care less about how much money a guy has...but if he's the most "popular" guy, or he's in a fraternity, they'll sleep with him AND his buddies with no question. Some of these are the bourgeious, almost intimidating females that the regular guy would never be able to get....and some of these are the "loser females" that nobody knows, and they try to increase their status through havin sex with these kinds of dudes.

4. The "searching for love" hoe - This is the one that some women may feel sympathy for, but most men won't. These are the ones who will sleep with a man with those far fetched hopes of becoming this man's girlfriend, but she'll sleep with him way too early in most cases, and they'll do it before the guy had to put any work in. When the dude stops calling, or when she finds out he has another girlfriend, she cries her eyes out, and feels embarassed that people think she's a hoe because in her opinion, "they were almost together". However...instead of learning from this mistake, she'll sleep with her next hopeful boyfriend, and the eternal loop continues as expected.

5. The "golden vagina" hoe - This is the hoe that dudes will fall in love with, usually because they look pretty good and have some wife-able qualities to them...but they have the mindstate of a man, whether it's because they learned the almost impossible way to separate sex from their emotions, or because they've been dogged so bad in the past that they have no emotions. These will put it down on a dude who may or may not know she's a hoe, but he'll somehow catch feelings for her...and when she tells him "it was just about sex, I don't even care about you like that", he feels stuck because he didn't know females could be so cruel.

6. The quiet hoe - These are the ones who may have some sort of quiet, shy, mysterious sex appeal to them...but most guys think they are the only ones who saw it. Dudes will kick it with them, and they'll bring the freak out of them early in the game and feel as if they are the shit because they think they're the first one to crack this hoe...until they find out that she's been with ten other dudes they know.

7. The outspoken, almost admits to being a hoe, hoe - These are the overtypical ones that everyone out there knows are hoes. They'll admit everything they've ever done with a dude, and they don't mind puttin guys business on blast. Unlike most females, they won't say "umm...did Jonny tell you we had sex?", they'll say "yeah, we fucked twice, but he couldn't get it up the third time. And he makes some gay azz noises when he's about to cum!!" These are the ones that dudes will not even give each other props for havin sex with, because everybody's been in it. Her main excuse for not being a hoe is because "I have never taken money for sex"...which really just makes her a cheap, discount, promotional item hoe.

8. The "I was drunk" hoe - This is the one who seems to be on point, and may even be a well spoken, articulate, driven, high GPA maintaining young lady...but when she gets a drink, it's a wrap. Her tolerance is higher than most men, but she'll still claim to be drunk off of that watered down party punch that really didn't have anything in it at all. When people question her behavior Saturday morning, she'll always say the same thing...."I was drunk as hell, I don't remember what happened! It wouldn't have happened if I was sober!!"

9. The born again hoe - This hoe could have started off as any of the other hoes mentioned...but she had some sort of revelation to why she doesn't have sex anymore, and why she's saving (the rest of) herself until marriage. However, to everyone else in her circle, she'll always be a hoe...and when a dude tells his homeboy that "she's a changed person and she won't even let me get in it", they'll laugh and say "nah, you just ain't got enough game for her. She's still a hoe, she f'ked five of the homeboys, believe me!"

10. The out of town hoe - This is the one who has a relatively good reputation in her hometown or at her college....but she lets all her freak out when it comes to a road trip. She doesn't mind getting down with a dude the first night on these trips, because hey, it's not like she's gonna see him again! She might have even been smart enough to give him a fake name. All is good until she realizes that everybody knows everybody...and when he finds her on Myspacebook, he finds out that she has a boyfriend.

11. The sheltered hoe - This one reminds you of a dog that stays in a cage all day until his owner comes home, and as soon as the cage is opened, he doesn't know what to do with all of that energy but to run around back and forth until he passes out. These usually come from the best homes, best surroundings, and loving families...but their dads were a bit too strict on them their entire life, and wouldn't even let her talk to a guy in class if he had the power to. Therefore, whenever she gets the chance to be away from home, she lets it all out. Some of them will be the aggressor in sexual situations, and the guy will be in surprise that she had it in her.

^Damn!!!

[GunMaster G-9]

aaahaha funny shit.

[ToOoOoN!!!]

funny cause it's true 

[Laconic]

Nice.

[NotoriousTDA]

haha on point! Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks

[Tha Psycho Hustla]

  playa ish.

[*Z* - The Queen of Dubcc]

how stereotypical...

[R-Tistic]

how stereotypical...

I agree. What's your stance?

[Michael]

kinda true...i showed this to my girl as a joke and she was just like "which 1 am i then??!?!?!"

Stuck. lol

[R-Tistic]

kinda true...i showed this to my girl as a joke and she was just like "which 1 am i then??!?!?!"

Stuck. lol

LMAO that's easy...."this is about HOES, you're nothing near a hoe! You're a beautiful woman!"

Easy!

[Don Jacob]

i could put a face to everyone of those mentioned,lol.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

kinda true...i showed this to my girl as a joke and she was just like "which 1 am i then??!?!?!"

Stuck. lol

LMAO that's easy...."this is about HOES, you're nothing near a hoe! You're a beautiful woman!"

Easy!

If his girl is asking what type of hoe she is, I dunno if that's the right answer..

[Lunatic]

LMAO at this shit