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Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« on: July 04, 2001, 08:33:41 PM »
Ghetto Cartoon by Coolio an Fat Girl By Eazy-E is some funny shit
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2001, 09:20:15 PM »
i dunno what the funniest one is but alot of shit eminem does is hilarious
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2001, 11:14:35 PM »
^^^ i don't know why but i don't find Em that funny...

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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2001, 12:28:38 AM »
skee lo people
wit tha song "i wish" lol dope shit tho
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2001, 01:16:51 AM »
Why U Bullshittin by Suga Free
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2001, 02:27:38 AM »
Criminal by Em
"Hey it's me Versace / whoops somebody shot me / and I was just checkin' the mail / get it? / checkin' the male"
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2001, 03:43:13 AM »
I like big butts- Sir Mixalot
Thats How..-D12

In fact alot of D-12 makes me crease, most Westcoast diss tracks...
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2001, 04:31:40 AM »
Eminem ofcoze read this.......

"*yawns* Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
it takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career
and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH*
Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)
I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
to go outdoors and do some in-stores"
EMINEN-NUTTIN TO DO

I'm almost as famous as fat bald men
Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing
I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors
So she gets fifty years of bad luck [crash]
Causing terror to Christina Aguilera
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara
Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pants
Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands
Til it melts in his fuckin palms and dissolves in his glands
[So who is it?] The fool who visit the playground
Wit two biscuits to lay down the school district
Get pistol whipped wit a Mauseburg
Wit a pistol grip and fed pitbulls shit
Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits
If I get too rich, I just get sued

fuck it

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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2001, 01:06:34 PM »
I forgot the title and artist of the song but it was this rapper rappin about roaches takin over his place and the roach was rappin back. Funny shit. SLick Rick's Ladi Dadi was always funny to me too. Of course Eazy E and Eminem and a few others are real funny.
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2001, 02:45:15 PM »
how about Automobile by Eazy and Dre. that shit cracks me up every time
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2001, 03:25:14 PM »

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how about Automobile by Eazy and Dre. that shit cracks me up every time

LOL... oh hell yeah. that song is tha shit
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2001, 03:43:03 PM »
eminem - kids is one of my fav funny cuts, also criminal....for some reason the game dont wait (dre remix) crackz me up everytime when im high

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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2001, 03:48:52 PM »
i dont know why but on Kurupt's song "hoe's a housewife" when he says "i had a dream of hoes i had a scream of hoes" always cracks me up..i think its just the way he said it...
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2001, 02:10:15 AM »
'pockets' by the bad seed is funny shit...
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Re: Funniest rap songs u have eva heard
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2001, 03:30:28 AM »
Bobby Jimmy (anything they rapped was funny)
Rappin' Duke (Dah-hah-hah-hah-Dah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha) ;D
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