Another day at Doggystyle Records: Imagining the image

[Z the laidback Virus]

In case you haven't read part 1, here's the link:

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=159077.0


Staff meeting
Attendants: Snoop Dogg,Shanté Broadus MC Eiht, Soopafly, Kam, Kurupt, Daz, RBX and Kam


Snoop: Whassup pimpin'? Things are going bad and what's worse, they're not going well. The westcoast is nowhere near the top and that should change. We should be making a difference, you being the cream of the westcoast crop 15 years ago and me being Bigg Snoop D-O-double-G, big as ever.
Soopafly: So, what's your plan, Snoop?
Snoop: Good question, Soopa. I'm glad you leave those decisions to me. After all, you can't release albums let alone be great at thinking up schemes. After all, I'm mr. Superstar here, right?
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Kam: Wasn't your last great scheme making me, Goldie and G Yeah here team up as the Warzone?
Snoop: Yes, it was. So?
Kam: Sooooooo....things didn't quite work out did they?
Goldie: That's right, nigga. You still owe me money. Tray Deee too. I visited him in jail and he told me that if you weren't paying soon enough, he'd be calling his crip friends to...
Snoop:...joing the swelling ranks over here at buzzing and booming Doggystyle Records. Yeah, Tray Deee loves me.
Goldie Loc: No, he does not. In fact...
Snoop:..he'll name his next son after me! That's right! Now shut up!
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Kurupt: Yeah, shut up bitch. Stick a dick in yo' mouth!
Snoop: Hush, not now, buddy!
*All look confused*
Snoop: So, I was thinking that we should be working on our image rather then improving our lyrics. After all, those are great as they are. Just look at Eiht, that's my homeboy, he's been spitting game since the '80s and he's a mad freestyler. Show 'em something, Eiht!
MC Eiht (tries rapping) : G Yeah...umm...G Yeah...umm...niggas, triggas, my glock in yo' mouth....G Yeah...
Snoop: That's enough, Eiht! Umm..What about you Daz? You're also a good rapper, right?
Daz: Hell yeah nigga! In fact I'm about to sign with JD again to release this gangsta ass album.That's my nigga, right? And after that I'm off to Dre. We spoke and now he knows he needs me on Detox and..
Kam: Shut the fuck up, Daz. You're overreacting again. Why don't you talk shit while rapping instead of talking shit while talking?
Daz (starts rapping): Um..It's that diggity Daz coming straight out of the cut with some shit that I wrote..
Soopafly: Like in '92...
*Daz immediately shuts up and looks embarassed*
Soopafly: Oh I'm sorry Daz, but don't be sad. Jayo Felony is coming to comfort you.
*Daz hides under the table*
Snoop: Right. Anyways. We should really be doing something about our image, you know. I suggest we all get on a remix to 'Sexual Eruption'. That'll be a charts monster!
RBX: I guess we're gonna call it 'Sexual Eruption' (Old Washed Up Rappers On Parade Remix)?
Snoop: That's not a bad idea, X! Let me see if I can get Coolio on there too!
RBX: Yeah, you do that Snoop. It'll be big. And everyone will get a big laugh.
Kurupt: Yeah, nigga.
MC Eiht: G yeah.
Snoop: Kurupt! Why don't you spit one of your crazy freestyles to reintroduce yourself to the world?
Kurupt: You mean like: Bitch, shut up, I'm the fucking psychomacedonobaboonosonic salivadorifamiliar fungi-tango-urango-tango, you better get a hango, and right before I defend your genderbender I'mma put it in ya ender, left-hander, dick in you mouth, for crying out loud? BITCH!
Kam: You've got a serious compulsive disorder with the word 'bitch' going on, Kurupt.
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Kurupt: Pop pop bang, bitch!
RBX: That's a seriously bad reaction, for gangbanging out loud.
Soopafly: It's wellknown Kurupt only uses difficult words but does not understand any.
MC Eiht: G Yeah
Kurupt: I don't understand shit of what you're saying, bitch.
Snoop: This is going nowhere, we'll talk about things next session.
Kurupt: What's a session?
MC Eiht: G Yeah?
Snoop (shouting): This thing is over! I can't take it anymore! All of you never listen to me! I'm the King of the Westcoast, remember? You all need to listen to me!
Goldie Loc: Whatchy saying, Snoopy? I wasn't listening.
Kam: Right, let's stop this shit. Let's get Daz from under that table.

END OF MEETING.

 

[K.Dub]

Hahahhaha, this is funny as hell !

Had me laughing out loud
+2, for the last one too

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Another laugh out loud riot!

[ToOoOoN!!!]

fucking funny!!! 

[Lazar]

G Yeah!!! That shit is hilarious 

[Russian]

MC Eiht: G Yeah?

muuuuahahahahahaahaaa!!!!  now, Mr. Eiht can ask... 

[k1000]

both part are a good laugh  props !!

[Z the laidback Virus]

Ok, people. I'm glad all of you like it. I decided it was time for some light threads that poke fun at some of our favourite rappers (or someone else's favourite rappers)

Yes, to the person that asked, I write these myself. Takes about 15 minutes but it asures much more time of fun for everyone who reads this, I hope.

I hope to write more of these in the future but I can't be certain when and if more might come.

By the way, making the characterisations isn't that hard. It's just placing an emphasis on some part of a person's personality or act as an artist. Take Snoop, he's by far the easiest. Snoop as portrayed here is simply an insecure narcist who believes himself to be the sole hope and saviour of everyone around him.

Of course, MC Eiht is even easier since his irrelevance and rather onesided artistic persona is made clear by his trademark yell being made into the only thing he CAN say. But really, it wasn't easy for me to come up with a proper characterisation for MC Eiht so that's why he's become so simple.

Goldie Loc's character is mostly centered on his short fued with Snoop over money and his frequent mentioning of money in his rhymes. It's because of those things that he is a greedy man here, constantly nagging about money.

Kurupt is just pointless profanity and using big words without understanding them.

Daz-the-character is bragging, boasting and endless recycling, much like real life Daz. His fear of Jayo Felony here is because Jayo dissed Daz terribly on 'Daz is dead' and eventhough their beef is over, Daz still thinks Jayo is out to kill him. Speaking of him, I might have Jayo show up in the future.

I tend to see Kam and RBX as among the more intelligent people surrouding Snoop and that's why they act as the voices of reason and realism. To distinguish between them; Kam is more straight out critical whereas RBX is more sarcastic.

Soopafly, for some reason, I've turned into a sour git. I guess this is because I see him as Snoop's underappreciated right hand who doesn't get a chance to shine for himself.

I'm actually regretting not putting Rage in this one; Her laziness is of course easy to joke about. Since this one was more about bad rapping though, I didn't think I could put in Rage. Lazy as she might be, she's one hell of an MC.

Much like Jayo so far, Tray Deee is an outside character; he's known by all and mentioned too but he's in jail now. Snoop-the-character is very afraid of him and his gangbanging connections.

Oh by the way, please mention things you DON'T like too. It could be helpful to me.

[ToOoOoN!!!]

like chadrick said you dont have to change a thing! it's pretty funny the way it is!! 

[Lunatic]

wow man, +1 for comin up with all the yourself
that's tough shit, but real, real good stuff
seems like u enjoy writing, u do it for a living??

[LazyLatino]

LMAO! 

[Z the laidback Virus]

wow man, +1 for comin up with all the yourself
that's tough shit, but real, real good stuff
seems like u enjoy writing, u do it for a living??

Thank you.

No, I don't write for a living. I do not have the patience to write books, but writing things like this can keep my attention for just long enough. Yes, I am very lazy!

[debosse]

I'm the fucking psychomacedonobaboonosonic salivadorifamiliar fungi-tango-urango-tango, you better get a hango, and right before I defend your genderbender I'mma put it in ya ender, left-hander, dick in you mouth, for crying out loud? BITCH!


This is comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  U hit Kurupt right on.  Add Cube up in there.  Maybe Game and Quik too.


This is some good stuff.   

[Birdie]

Goldie Loc: Whatchy saying, Snoopy? I wasn't listening.

This shit killed me man! Good laugh in school 

[crip-hop]

Kam: Right, let's stop this shit. Let's get Daz from under that table

8 is the shit GYEAH