Don't you fucking hate it when....

[Dr. Octagon]

Your sleeping blissfully in your comfortable bed and suddenly in the middle of the night your thigh muscle locks up with excruciating pain.

[Sparegeez]

No. Because now I get to chat with Kain

[Sparegeez]

That was pretty fucking homo by the way, sorry

[Sikotic™]

Never had that happen. That would be a pain in the ass though....or should I say thigh 

*drum roll*

[Dr. Octagon]

Well it's gonna happen to guys one day, you'll see

I'm afraid to sleep.

[Sparegeez]

I had my calf cramp up on me when I was jacking off before. Are we on the same level now?

[Dr. Octagon]

I had my calf cramp up on me when I was jacking off before. Are we on the same level now?

At least you had a happy ending

I'm still in pain from last night, icing my thigh right now.

[Sikotic™]

Why do you have this problem? I get them the next day after doing lunges, but I go to sleep like a baby.

[Dr. Octagon]

I'm not drinking enough water, when I play ping pong.

[Sikotic™]

Drank that shit. Not wack ass Dasani tap water though.

[Bedford Iz Active]

Man two days ago i was walking back home, right down on my street about two doors down a cramp out of nowhere starts in the calf area. Pain 

I fucking hate cramps lol. Yeah the worst feeling is stretching at 6am in your bed and the dirty cramp kicks in.

Wriggle in pain muthaphuckas.

[jeromechickenbone]

Never had that shit before, but I do get sleep paralysis every once in a while.  Usually only happens if I sleep on my back.  That shit is scary as a motherfucker.

[Bedford Iz Active]

Never had that shit before, but I do get sleep paralysis every once in a while.  Usually only happens if I sleep on my back.  That shit is scary as a motherfucker.

What's Sleep Paralysis??

[es-jay]

its happened once or twice... not the nicest feeling ever.

[Dubz]

ive had em. its even worse when it happens during a sports game, though.