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Earl Thompson Jr.

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Let me tell you boy.
« on: February 05, 2008, 10:51:16 PM »
 Today I decided to pick up a yard of mulch to fix up the yard and I brought my 12 year old son Jimmy with me. Let me tell you boy my gat damn ford truck, damn near lifted off the ground and hovered there. My truck is covered in them gat damn support our troops magnets and the magnetic field created a antigravity effect. Jimmy said he wanted to go to the mall and pick up some clothes with his birthday money so I said fine. As we walked I noticed Jimmy's attention toward the store Abercrombie and Fitch. I said, Oh no you do not dress liek those city folk do. They are homos. I slapped him in the face and told him to man up and hes coming to JC Penney to get some Dickies and Carhartt clothing. Thats real men clothing yesiree. Aint no low rise boot cut jeans wearing homo, kick starting a Kubota 35000 series tiller with that attire. The only vintage wash hes getting is from sweat and chewing tebacco residue. A real man knows that chewing tebacco is the most patriotic thing you can do. Jimmys also becoming keen of the jiggerboo music as well. I told him he will listen to Crosby, Stills and Nash, and Lynard Skynard until he is draping the Confederate Flag and rebuilding carborators on our Snapper Lawnmowers
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 11:00:04 PM »
There's a thin line between a shitty alias and a funny one.
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Sikotic™

Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 11:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Now_I_Know on February 05, 2008, 11:00:04 PM
There's a thin line between a shitty alias and a funny one.
I'll give him a C+ for effort.

Sadly though:

Mr. T > this guy
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Al Bundy

Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 11:52:38 PM »
i personally laughed my ass off. probably because i'm high.
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 12:07:38 AM »
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Fuck Your Existence

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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 01:22:49 AM »
Quote from: Now_I_Know on February 05, 2008, 11:00:04 PM
There's a thin line between a shitty alias and a funny one.
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MANBEARPIG.

Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 01:38:28 AM »
Quote from: KING SIKOTIC on February 05, 2008, 11:06:15 PM
Quote from: Now_I_Know on February 05, 2008, 11:00:04 PM
There's a thin line between a shitty alias and a funny one.
I'll give him a C+ for effort.

Sadly though:

Mr. T > this guy

that tough guy one

that was a good one

talkin about beating up his pops over breakfast


classic.
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Borat Sagdiyev

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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 05:02:28 AM »
Very Nice!
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Money

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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 06:26:44 AM »
thats a honda lawnmower in your sig, not a snapper
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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 07:01:54 AM »
eh, i've seen better
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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 10:12:34 AM »
LOL. I pretty much enjoy an alias or alter ego.
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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 10:27:38 AM »
HaterPlayer would be ashamed.
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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 10:37:07 AM »
SNOT CAME OUT MY NOSE ;D
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Earl Thompson Jr.

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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 10:43:47 AM »
I put new leaf springs on my pickup today.
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Joe Bonanno

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Re: Let me tell you boy.
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 10:45:18 AM »
HE LOOKS MEXICAN IN HIS PICTURE
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