Things that make white people happy?

[Primo]

n order of importance:

being called "n*gga" by a black or brown aquaintance
getting a good deal
being asked for advice due to witeness
a nice soup or salad appetizer
things being delivered on time
excellent customer service
cleanliness
other wite ppl
fruit without bruises
the assumption of innocence and wealth
sports from afar
sturdy furniture
vitamins
diction
racism

[NotoriousTDA]

weak list

[Primo]

-Dockers wrinkle free pants
-Woody Harrelson's character in Above the Rim

[Sparegeez]

Being asked if they're half Mexican, most say yes by the way.

[big mat]

most of these things can be applied to most people, who would like to eat dirty fruits and lay all day in a dirty house?

[SGV]

Minorities in their area getting arrested

[Primo]

-Glade plug in air fresheners
-organic food
-New York Times crossword puzzles
-cul-de-sacs
-Swifter mops along with the refillable parts
-naming their kids Mackenzie, Tyler, Jordyn, etc.
-putting lift kits on 4X4's

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

naming their kids skyler and apple

[herpes]

-Woody Harrelson's character in Above the Rim

Its White men can't jump... as a white person I take offense to you having the wrong movie up there.

[Primo]

lmao oops.

[Sparegeez]

8-mile

[Nat Turner-reincarnated]

plastic cosmetic surgery

[MontrealCity's Most]

weak list

yep

-Woody Harrelson's character in Above the Rim

Its White men can't jump... as a white person I take offense to you having the wrong movie up there.

thats pretty bad yea

[Fuck Your Existence]

starbucks
nascar
golf
pellegrino
the words "hella,Totally,oh my god,sick"
retarded reailty tv

[Fuck Your Existence]

Being asked if they're half Mexican, most say yes by the way.

lol,word