Things that make white people happy?

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

...and you thought the lists couldn't be any less funny

white pickett fences
bob segar
Julia Roberts
Ronald Reagan
a White Heavy weight boxing champ
Organic Food
Perier
Argyle
Potpourri
Lifted Trucks
ridable Lawn mowers
jumping out of or off of things that are high
Golden Retrievers
Larry Bird
Dale Earnhart Jr.
Living in gated Communities
going to churches as big as Football Stadiums
QVC
Mayonaise
Bologna
Jerry Springer
Stocks and Bonds
being accepted by minorities
Sun Block
Gourmet coffee
mini Vans
Soccer practice
crash test ratings
the beatles......before they started doing drugs

[when it rains it pours]

PTA meetings

[Lunatic]

I am white & must say, NOTHING makes me happier than some Mayonnaise

[Don Jacob]

I am white & must say, NOTHING makes me happier than some Mayonnaise

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[Sofa_King_Awesome]

Chili cook-offs and homemade chili in general

[dstyle]

women regain virginity in clinics





oh no those are the muslim woman