It's May 23, 2024, 09:52:00 AM
^^dude i was suuuuper blown and i was just trying to get domed up in the parking lot lol the whole discrepancy was me getting back in the club (Potreros in Lynwood) because there arent any Come Backs once you leave your out.. i was talkin to security the music was all loud i was like the owner over there said it was ok, if i come back im just tryin to get some bomb dome and come back lol.. security was coo but he was like sorry man.. yo and the fat chic slapped his ass lmao i was like fuuuuuck lemme take her outside already
fat girls give the best head. i always got a chubby girl on speed dial.
John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road and started to make out hot and heavy. the chick stopped and said, "i really should have told you this earlier, but i'm actually a hooker and i charge $20 for sex." john pulled a twenty out of his billfold and proceeded to have his way with her.After a cigarette, john just sat in the driver's seat starring out the window. the chick asked him, "why aren't we going anywhere?" john replied, well, i really should have told you this earlier." "i am actually a taxi cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
^ when i was in highschool i probably would have agreed with you but when you grow up a lil you realize that's a sad shallow way of life. i'm not hating though, i use to be like that, but it's never satisfying IMO.
Quote from: Don Jacob on July 11, 2008, 05:39:49 PM^ when i was in highschool i probably would have agreed with you but when you grow up a lil you realize that's a sad shallow way of life. i'm not hating though, i use to be like that, but it's never satisfying IMO. I FEEL U DOGGIE I USED TO BE THE BIGGEST PIMP I PROBABLY HOOKED UP WITH MORE THAN 5 GIRLS ALREADY AND IM NOT EVEN 30 YET. BUT NOW I THINK ITS BETTER IF U GOT 1 SPECIAL PERSON. BUT SUM1 WHOS NOT A FUCKING INSENSITIVE BITCH LIKE MY EX!
Here, in case that bitch got something you were swappin spit with: