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Floydness

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LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« on: January 05, 2009, 12:15:53 PM »
lmaoooo so im at work right now and this dude comes busting in our store wearing a huge cross on his neck and holding a big wooden cross..

crazy dude: CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!!
me: why?? do u need help??
crazy dude: THERE ARE 7 MEN OUTSIDE AND THEYRE STALKING ME!! THEYVE BEEN STALKING ME FOR THE PAST 75 MILES!!!
me: *looking outside* theres no one there sir... ???
crazy dude: THEYRE HIDING!!!!
me: ok.. *picks up the phone to call police*
crazy dude: wait wait, do u guys have a local police station??!!
me: well.. its the LAPD
crazy dude: *holds cross extra tight* NO NO DONT CALL THEM THEY DONT DO SHIT! call enterprise rent-a-car for me my car broke down NEVER RENT A CAR FROM ENTERPRISE!!
me: ok.. :-\
the crazy dude is talking to them right now giving them major attitude, lmao hes like "Im going to tell 100 people never to rent from you again, ive already told 5 people now I have 95 more to go"

lmao this guy is a fucking basket case... :loco:
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Floydness

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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2009, 12:40:22 PM »
omfg just to update hes in the store right now holding his huge wooden cross whispering but all I can hear him saying is "Vanish" "Vanish"

wowwwww LOL it might not be as funny while ur reading but if only u can actually witness this LOLOLOL :laugh:
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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2009, 12:42:18 PM »
haha that sounds funny
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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2009, 01:06:50 PM »
pics or it didn't happen...
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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2009, 01:24:38 PM »
Crazy
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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2009, 01:25:49 PM »
Yeah girl,
I know damn well your phone has a camera!!!!!!!

Sounds funny though, I used to have shit like that happen when I worked at Burlington Coat Factory....
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Floydness

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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2009, 01:56:43 PM »
^^ LOL I love shopping there... anyways, interesting ending to this story.. the guy left and the tow truck came LMAO.. I had to explain how the guy was a little off lol..
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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2009, 02:23:09 PM »
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Floydness

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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 02:24:12 PM »
I wish I would of taken some pics lol..
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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2009, 03:14:29 PM »
I think you just encountered the imfamous Cross Guy of the San Fernando Valley. Did he have a wheel on the end of his cross?
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Floydness

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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2009, 03:17:21 PM »
LOL I dont remember.. I just remembered like 3 big crosses that are made out of wood..
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2009, 03:32:05 PM »
That sounds like the guy. He used to ask me for money all the time and then one day I never saw him again.
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Floydness

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Re: LMFAO "CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW!!"
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2009, 03:42:42 PM »
does he walk around with 2 hunting knives around his waist? (seriously) ???
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2009, 04:12:18 PM »
I don't remember him having those.
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