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i took a shitload of shots, jager bombs, and cocktails (no homo). rode my beach cruiser home and fucked the shit out of my girlfriend.
Quote from: Al Bundy on January 25, 2009, 03:16:46 PMi took a shitload of shots, jager bombs, and cocktails (no homo). rode my beach cruiser home and fucked the shit out of my girlfriend.For some strange reason I believe you altered the real story somewhere in those two sentences.
Quote from: penenstamp on January 25, 2009, 03:22:06 PMQuote from: Al Bundy on January 25, 2009, 03:16:46 PMi took a shitload of shots, jager bombs, and cocktails (no homo). rode my beach cruiser home and fucked the shit out of my girlfriend.For some strange reason I believe you altered the real story somewhere in those two sentences. i alter my stories to sound cooler.
who else feels like shit.
Quote from: Al Bundy on January 25, 2009, 03:24:29 PMQuote from: penenstamp on January 25, 2009, 03:22:06 PMQuote from: Al Bundy on January 25, 2009, 03:16:46 PMi took a shitload of shots, jager bombs, and cocktails (no homo). rode my beach cruiser home and fucked the shit out of my girlfriend.For some strange reason I believe you altered the real story somewhere in those two sentences. i alter my stories to sound cooler.I don't doubt that. After all, you do have that social anxiety syndrome of yours.
Quote from: LooN3y on January 25, 2009, 01:17:24 PMwho else feels like shit.You had three zimas, man the fuck up.
Quote from: Tommy Fits is your hero on January 25, 2009, 03:33:29 PMQuote from: LooN3y on January 25, 2009, 01:17:24 PMwho else feels like shit.You had three zimas, man the fuck up.Your sister was hung over the bed this morning when I checked out of the Motel 6
Quote from: Tommy Fits is your hero on January 25, 2009, 03:33:29 PMQuote from: LooN3y on January 25, 2009, 01:17:24 PMwho else feels like shit.You had three zimas, man the fuck up.lol homie i bet anything i can drink more than you