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Doggystylin

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i need a joke
« on: March 02, 2009, 10:32:23 PM »
our hw was to have one prepared for class tomorrow, it can't be dirty or racist, what ya got dubcc, lets see if your joke can make it to my classroom
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Jaydc555

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 12:28:45 AM »
Look in your pants.
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Al Bundy

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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 12:29:47 AM »
Quote from: Jaydc555 on March 03, 2009, 12:28:45 AM
Look in your pants.

owned. close thread. we have a winner no homo
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K.Dub

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 12:36:11 AM »
Your homework was to have a joke prepared? How old are you?

Quote from: Al Bundy on March 03, 2009, 12:29:47 AM
Quote from: Jaydc555 on March 03, 2009, 12:28:45 AM
Look in your pants.

owned. close thread. we have a winner no homo
:laugh:

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Jaydc555

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 12:59:12 AM »
Does whoever get the biggest laugh get to play with the flinstones phone?
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Doggystylin

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 10:52:01 AM »
of course...
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.:DaYg0sTyLz:.

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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 11:16:20 AM »
knock knock...
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Chamillitary Click

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 06:35:42 PM »
lmao all the good jokes are dirty and/or racist.

"Wanna hear a dirty joke?....two kids playing in the mud together."

then say, "Wanna hear a clean joke?....two kids taking a shower together"

NO HOMO! :P

or if you want to get really corny you can say, "Who wrote the book Yellow River?"

"WHO?"

"I.P. Daily" ;D

Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 03, 2009, 11:16:20 AM
knock knock...

whose there?
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 06:36:45 PM »
or you could just google one... :stupid: :P
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OchoCinco

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 06:45:47 PM »
ok.


So a dude is standin on the side walk wearin a trench coat and underneath hes got nothing on, so 3 old ladies walk past him and he flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second one has a strooke and the third one cant reach.


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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 06:46:57 PM »
^that is dirty as fuck lmao!

can it be a riddle?
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OchoCinco

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 06:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 03, 2009, 06:46:57 PM
^that is dirty as fuck lmao!

can it be a riddle?

lol true but its funny as fuck
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OchoCinco

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 06:48:08 PM »
what do u call a chinese virgin?

tooyung
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 06:52:32 PM by OchoCinco »
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OchoCinco

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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2009, 06:49:53 PM »
what do you call a german virgin?

guttentight
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Re: i need a joke
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2009, 07:07:00 PM »
what's the difference between a faggot and a waiter??

the waiter pushes you today's menu and the faggot yesterday's menu
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