It's June 16, 2024, 06:58:17 AM
i bet you paid Juan by giving him a case of beeryou should of given him maybe 5 extra bucks just for cutting off the possums tail atleast...and thats pussy shit whenever we go hunting we dont only kill a possum but we kill the whole family tooand leave it there so his cousins know not to fuck around there
what we only have to give our illegals beer around here and they practically work for free
I take my Mexican dudes to Chili's.
...excuse my niggerness: my hired help crippled an Opossum. I got a call from the LAFD telling em my property is a fire hazard and since Santa Barbara went up in smoke this week, I am responsible for clearing out all my surrounding brush.So I'm like cool. So I hired my Mexican nigga Juan from in front of my local Lowes and we start tearin up the property together. We ripped out a gang of brush n shit. Some bushes were giving Juan a hard time, so I told him to go get my pick axe from the garage. He starts chopping away at the bush and all of a sudden he sees blood and hears screaming. He comes running to me and in broken English explains to me that he chopped a rats tail off. I go look and I see a possum an Opossum running around my yard like Mike Tyson just fucked him in the ass. I'm sorry, but I laughed hysterically. Me and Juan had a Dos Equis and laughed about it before I dropped him back off at Lowes. When I come back from dropping off Juan after a hard day's work. I look and I see this Opossum dragging himself across my street dodging oncoming traffic. He can;t use his back legs and most of his tail was missing which led me to believe than Juan chopped off most of his tail and his legs too. So this marsupial is dragging itself like a Vietnam War vet that encountered a landmine and he drags himself into the yard of some old bitch. I hopped in my Benz and tried to run the fucker over and put it out of its misery, but he evaded my car so I gave up.The coyotes probably got him by the end of the night. RIP to the Opossum.
Quote from: A.G. on May 13, 2009, 12:41:57 AMwhat we only have to give our illegals beer around here and they practically work for freeI gotta pay a man that has to feed his family. Even if my ass is broke as a joke and in debt. I won't be giving his ass beer next time soon though. He threw beer caps everywhere.