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I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« on: July 24, 2009, 10:51:51 AM »
someone at U-Florida media day had the balls to ask Tim Tebow if he was a virgin and Tebow said yes! 


1st off, whoever asked TEbow that should be punched in the face


2nd, TEBOW CAN PROBABLY GET ANY SORORITY BITCH IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF FLORIDA, WHY AIN'T YOU SCORING PLAYA?


YOU CAN SCORE IN THE ENDZONE AND THE BEDROOM TIMMY!
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 10:56:33 AM »
he better do it quick, because once he goes to the NFL & proves he sucks, he will lose more & more women lol.

he doesn't want to end up the real life 40 year old virgin. :P
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 11:32:14 AM »
isnt he a Christian boy??
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 11:44:23 AM »
isnt he a Christian boy??

3 years ago we were saying "hey Mike Vick loves animals" ;)


most athletes these days are arrogant pricks who get everything handed to them...why isn't Tebow taking advantage???
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 11:45:57 AM »
isnt he a Christian boy??

3 years ago we were saying "hey Mike Vick loves animals" ;)


most athletes these days are arrogant pricks who get everything handed to them...why isn't Tebow taking advantage???

good point
fuck tebow
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 06:05:31 PM »
isnt he a Christian boy??

3 years ago we were saying "hey Mike Vick loves animals" ;)


most athletes these days are arrogant pricks who get everything handed to them...why isn't Tebow taking advantage???

good point
fuck tebow

if i had tebow's athleticism and name, i'd probably have banged 1,000 bitches during my 4 years of college  8)
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2009, 02:09:27 AM »
you believe him? 

anyways...why the fuck i even respond to this gossip ass thread? 



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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2009, 10:00:33 AM »
^i would say that 99% of celebrities (he basically is), when asked the question, are you a virgin, without hesitation would say no. :P
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2009, 03:41:50 PM »
he better do it quick, because once he goes to the NFL & proves he sucks, he will lose more & more women lol.

he doesn't want to end up the real life 40 year old virgin. :P
he sucks The SEC too
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2009, 08:10:26 PM »
isnt he a Christian boy??

3 years ago we were saying "hey Mike Vick loves animals" ;)


most athletes these days are arrogant pricks who get everything handed to them...why isn't Tebow taking advantage???

good point
fuck tebow

if i had tebow's athleticism and name, i'd probably have banged 1,000 bitches during my 4 years of college  8)

You probably also would have taken the doctor recommended abortion if you were Tebow's mother 20 some odd years ago. She ignored the doctor and decided to believe in God. If she didn't believe in God there'd be no Tim Tebow to turn down all that college pussy. So if he indeed believes in God and believes that he should stay a virgin until marriage then good for him. It takes strength. I'd have a better shot at winning an NCAA Championship and a Heisman than I would at turning down all those sluts throwing themselves at me. Of course he could be a liar trying to save face with his parents.
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 12:06:28 PM »
he's a pagan
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 08:40:11 AM »
loser
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 10:03:03 AM »
what if he lied, and bitches are craving him even more. all those skanks want to be his first. i tell you, this fellow is smart.
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2009, 03:00:33 PM »
he's one of those like religious weirdo types I think

he's gotta believe in that waiting to be married shit
 

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Re: I'VE FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN FLORIDA'S TIM TEBOW!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2009, 03:17:51 PM »
isnt he a Christian boy??

3 years ago we were saying "hey Mike Vick loves animals" ;)


most athletes these days are arrogant pricks who get everything handed to them...why isn't Tebow taking advantage???
You answered your own question (whether you're right or not is a different debate): He's not an arrogant prick.