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pootypooty

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Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« on: August 07, 2009, 01:10:16 PM »
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/08/kitty-porn-man-blames-cat-for-downloading-childsex-photos.html

A Florida man told authorities his cat was responsible for more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography found on his home computer, the Martin County Sheriff's Department reports.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer, according to the sheriff's report.

Griffin, 48, is being held on $250,000 bond. A neighbor is taking care of the cat — who has not been charged.
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 01:13:49 PM »
lol dumbass, like anyone's gonna believe that ::)
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 01:15:47 PM »
PEDOBEAR HAS SOME COMPETITION :o
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 01:21:26 PM »
lmao at the excuse
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 01:29:58 PM »
There's some sad people in this world....
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 01:35:30 PM »
And that's why people shouldn't own cats. When they're not laying around, they're getting you arrested.
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 02:30:48 PM »
if he jacked off to the porn his cat downloaded thats still illegal right
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Cali Climate

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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 02:41:25 PM »
what a cat-astrophe.
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Muhfukka

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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 02:42:40 PM »
thats a knee slapper if i ever heard one
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Roccy

Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 03:22:23 PM »
LMAO


what a sad world.
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 03:34:14 PM »
Quote from: J Bananas on August 07, 2009, 02:41:25 PM
what a cat-astrophe.
Nice pun.  Dude has a lame excuse.  My cat will jump on the keyboard sometimes, but I'll be damned if it results in 1000s of child porn.
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Sikotic™

Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 03:37:29 PM »
I believe him.
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Al Bundy

Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 03:52:15 PM »
if the cat typed www.2ch.ru then i could believe it (russian 4chan-type site with hella illegal shit like child porn. BEWARE)
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ikke

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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2009, 03:58:49 PM »
Quote from: Al Bundy on August 07, 2009, 03:52:15 PM
if the cat typed www.2ch.ru then i could believe it (russian 4chan-type site with hella illegal shit like child porn. BEWARE)
doesn't even wrok lol
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Re: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn on his computer
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2009, 04:46:36 PM »
haha my cat does that too
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