retard strength

[Al Bundy]

best insult since eurofag

[Reprise91]

There are some retards with crazy amount of strength (my 6'1 220 lb uncle, or whatever the fuck his height and weight was) was taken down by some retard who was 5'7 and very skinny compared to him.

[Sikotic™]

There are some retards with crazy amount of strength (my 6'1 220 lb uncle, or whatever the fuck his height and weight was) was taken down by some retard who was 5'7 and very skinny compared to him.

Yup, I used to work as a "retard wrangler" (not the official title, but more appropriate) a few years ago for this center that taught retards how to be productive in society and hold jobs.

We took a group of retards to Target and when I told one of them that he couldn't go to the Toy section to look at the Transformer action figures, he literally picked me up and almost threw me off the second story escalator. I promised we would look and that's the only reason why he put me down.

I reported that stupid fat mongoloid motherfucker and never saw him again. Hopefully they did what his mom was too bitch made to do and euthanized his ass.

[Moe]

There are some retards with crazy amount of strength (my 6'1 220 lb uncle, or whatever the fuck his height and weight was) was taken down by some retard who was 5'7 and very skinny compared to him.

Yup, I used to work as a "retard wrangler" (not the official title, but more appropriate) a few years ago for this center that taught retards how to be productive in society and hold jobs.

We took a group of retards to Target and when I told one of them that he couldn't go to the Toy section to look at the Transformer action figures, he literally picked me up and almost threw me off the second story escalator. I promised we would look and that's the only reason why he put me down.

I reported that stupid fat mongoloid motherfucker and never saw him again. Hopefully they did what his mom was too bitch made to do and euthanized his ass.

a 2 story target?

[Sikotic™]

Its the only one I know of. I've see a 2 story Wal-Mart too.

We live in an unpredictable world.

[Reprise91]

There are some retards with crazy amount of strength (my 6'1 220 lb uncle, or whatever the fuck his height and weight was) was taken down by some retard who was 5'7 and very skinny compared to him.

Yup, I used to work as a "retard wrangler" (not the official title, but more appropriate) a few years ago for this center that taught retards how to be productive in society and hold jobs.

We took a group of retards to Target and when I told one of them that he couldn't go to the Toy section to look at the Transformer action figures, he literally picked me up and almost threw me off the second story escalator. I promised we would look and that's the only reason why he put me down.

I reported that stupid fat mongoloid motherfucker and never saw him again. Hopefully they did what his mom was too bitch made to do and euthanized his ass.

Exactly, my mom used to work in a place like that too, they needed a few security guards too, its crazy man.

[Blasphemy]

best insult since eurofag

While it is a insult, it is A legitimate thing. Special People sometimes develop abnormally huge amounts of strength. Its sorta like a Constant "Moms Inner Strength" deal.

PS:If you don't know what a Moms innerstrength thing is, its were the mothers child is endanger, and the mothers adrenaline pumps so fast, she gets abnormal amounts of strength/speed in order to help the kid.

[Sikotic™]

Yeah, women have been known to flip cars over n shit when their kid is in danger.

[Suga Foot]

Don't forget about old man strength.  For a few years in their late 50's - early 60's they get crazy strong.

[Fuck Your Existence]

There are some retards with crazy amount of strength (my 6'1 220 lb uncle, or whatever the fuck his height and weight was) was taken down by some retard who was 5'7 and very skinny compared to him.

Yup, I used to work as a "retard wrangler" (not the official title, but more appropriate) a few years ago for this center that taught retards how to be productive in society and hold jobs.

We took a group of retards to Target and when I told one of them that he couldn't go to the Toy section to look at the Transformer action figures, he literally picked me up and almost threw me off the second story escalator. I promised we would look and that's the only reason why he put me down.

I reported that stupid fat mongoloid motherfucker and never saw him again. Hopefully they did what his mom was too bitch made to do and euthanized his ass.

lmao

comedy gold

[Fuck Your Existence]

Don't forget about old man strength.  For a few years in their late 50's - early 60's they get crazy strong.

some dude i used to know got socked in the head by some old cat at a retirement home he worked at. sat him on his ass. funny shit

[RaeTy]

wtf

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

wow this thread is epically funny

[Al Bundy]

wow this thread is epically funny

especially relentless' avatar. comedy 

[Paul]

wow this thread is epically funny