my friend Kyle..

[Floydness]

is this black guy, hes pretty fat, and has glasses.. he always has new girls that he meets off craigslist (LOL) and  always seems to have a new gf each time I talk to him.. So me and him were talking on the phone and he sent me a pic of this chick hes fucking and shes really cute, keep in mind hes fat with glasses.. So im likeee "kyle what is it iwith u and all these chicks? do u have like an 8 inch dick or something??" hes like "natalie I swear, my dick is not even 3 inches long, its what I do to them.. I put so much time, effort and energy into making them feel amazing" so I told him I didnt believe him and he sent me a picture of this rock hard 2 inch dick that looked like a purple pig hoove lmaoooo.. just thought id share this gay story with u guys..

































































































































 

[K.Dub]

Ey, I want my 25 seconds of reading this back.

[acgrundy]

u really need new friends

[Al Bundy]

why did you think we would give a shit?

[Sikotic™]

This is a pointless thread. Of course he has to find whores on Craig's List and spend so much time on making them feel amazing: he's a fat nerdy black guy with a little cock. Any half-a-fag can get a girl with minimal effort if they've got personality.

Case closed.

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

que paso aqui?

[Muhfukka]

damnit fatalie your purpose here is to be abused constantly not to tell some gay half assed story about your friends 2 inch dick

[C-BLUE]

well theres 20 seconds of my life i aint getting bacc

[Sikotic™]

well theres 20 seconds of my life i aint getting bacc

I lost 40 seconds because I read it over once more just to make sure I didn't read wrong. Fuck.

[Jaydc555]

Was this fat nerdy black guy actually a tall skinny jew?

[Kool Beenz]

WTF?
Floyd wtf?

like im speechless... WTF?


no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???





LMAO.... for real like WTF?

[Sikotic™]

no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???

I know.

You need to stop having heart-to-hearts with these lil dick Urkel muthafuckas and fuck with a real winner like AG.

[Muhfukka]

no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???

well theres also this

[Kool Beenz]

my perverted uncle would her floyd

i might hook them up

[Roccy]

no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???

I know.

You need to stop having heart-to-hearts with these lil dick Urkel muthafuckas and fuck with a real winner like AG.

LOL