Can someone explain twitter to me?

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

I went there and looked up some people, like let's take Royce 5'9" for example.  So his page comes up and there's like 20 tweets on there that are like less than a sentence long like "My manager is pissing me off" or some that sound like he's responding to someone like "ohhh yeah buddy I'll get you the link" or somethin like that...

So what's the deal, are some tweets like responses to other people that won't make sense to everyone in general?  And I was on Lew Rockwell's page and it said something like "Ron Paul on Obama's nobel prize" but I couldn't click on anything, there was no link, and all his tweets were like that.

Really I don't get it.  So anything you can explain is useful

Also searching for people, most names are used by thousands of people, so it doesn't work to type in somebodies name.

[moe]

i dont get twitter either, but my misunderstanding comes from why someone would want to use it.

[QuietTruth]

GREAT question. I don't get it either. Is that for cell  phones or internet first of all? Next what is it? Somethang like a chatroom? Cuz I read it a few times from some cat's blog when I couldn't get in touch wit him son tryed to play me out me money, so finally I saw this little link so I clicked it and there's replies but you don't see what other people is askin', you see the answers wit this @. Like what the fuck?

[K.Dub]

Yes, Twitter is lame.

[Sikotic™]

The only Twitter I checked out was Meggan Mccarthy's.

[Boss Tweed]

I thought twitter was retarded till I stumbled upon this little gem


http://twitter.com/The_ironsheik

[D-Nice]

GREAT question. I don't get it either. Is that for cell  phones or internet first of all? Next what is it? Somethang like a chatroom? Cuz I read it a few times from some cat's blog when I couldn't get in touch wit him son tryed to play me out me money, so finally I saw this little link so I clicked it and there's replies but you don't see what other people is askin', you see the answers wit this @. Like what the fuck?

The best way I can describe it is a cross between Myspace and IM. U don't see the questions others are asking or answering unless u are following them. It has it's good and bad at times.

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

basically its a blog that is limited to 150 characters per entry. 

thats what twitter is....as far as the fascination that goes along with it....well...who the fuck knows. 

[G-Funk]

Pretty much a giant MySpace status message. But only so many characters.

Example: "Prity much a Giant MS stats msg but n only so mny chr--"

[ikke]

i dont get twitter either, but my misunderstanding comes from why someone would want to use it.

[ThaChamp]

the fake ron artests twitter was the best

[Fraxxx]

I thought twitter was retarded till I stumbled upon this little gem


http://twitter.com/The_ironsheik

I lol'd!

anybody fuck with the tiger wood i fuck them in the ass and make them humble. nobody insult the legend.
12:51 PM Nov 30th from web

@AndyMilonakis is intelligent jewish man, I dont think he wants to get fucked in ass and humbled. I respect the andy
8:19 AM Dec 5th from web in reply to AndyMilonakis

for christman i want to fuck the sue sylvester and the tiger woods in the ass make them humble.
8:37 PM Dec 9th from web

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Twitter is just a status update you can do on the go from your phone. That's all there is to it.

[ThaChamp]

Nobody gives a fuck about twitter except famous people

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Im with u on this one. Twitter makes no fuckin sense to me.  Theres two ways I look at it.  One, what kind of a person gives a shit about what a celebrity is doing 24 hours out of the day?  Why would you care that some celebrity had Cheerios for breakfast....or whatever? Wierd.  Then two, if youre not a celebrity...why the fuck would u set up a twitter account and think anyone would give a shit what YOURE doing 24 hours out of the day? lol.