apology to WC - dub c

[Ebenus Supremus]

Was watching some YouTube videos of the dude n he wearing a wedding ring... I think he's the only rapper I ever fantasised about... Now I feel bad... Even if he does claim to be a whore, I wouldn't want no ugly bitches fantasising bout my husband, so sorry to him n whoever wearing his ring.....

[doggfather]

Snoop, cube ice t also married, whats your point?
Only the ring?

[Ebenus Supremus]

The point is I never fantasized bout any other rapper sept dub... Dumbass.... Can't u read properly? Then I find out he married and I feel guilty.... Like I said, how would you feel knowing some trick getting wet over your one n only... That's a no no in my book... Straight out....

[Sccit]

don't forget to finger your bootyhole to tippin my 40

[Ebenus Supremus]

don't forget to finger your bootyhole to tippin my 40

Oh!
Is that what your sposed to do when listening to that played out shit....
Are you recommending from your own experience?
Figures!
I knew it!
Any white boy riding the crews dick for a taste of hood fame n a sip on a 40 ounce must be a straight up fag...
Come on sccit...
Surely you think of a more witty remark than bumhole..
What are you 6?
Your ass probably ain't water tight no more cos you been bending over like a gymnast for the brothers just so you could be in the same video....
I thought you had game....
All you good for is trying to act hood when its obvious you'd get stretched the fuck out if you ever entered the zone....
Seriously kid, get off my clit... Just cos its probably bigger than your kosher lil pickle don't mean I want homos ridin it like its the road to mt. Zion....
Trick....

[Sccit]

relax. I was just tryna help out. i could make you feel real good if u just let me.

[Ebenus Supremus]

What?
You doin more backflips than a bitch in a gymnasium....
Alright papi...
You wanna make me feel good?
Come here...
Now go away...
Then, once you've served your purpose, could you please find a nice respectable fella for me who wouldn't let me on the net talkin trash to reject sep and would forgive me my past mistakes, treat me real proper, marry me before he had a taste... So I can treat him like a king for the rest of our lives... And I'd be a proper respectable lady for him too.... That'd make me feel real good....

[Sccit]

only if you finger your bootyhole for me sweetface

[Ebenus Supremus]

Nah, I'll pass...
Don't wanna end up like you, beating off to maniacal lyrics while my boy pushes my shit in...
OK cutie pie....

[Sccit]

I got the bomb d baby .. U missin out

[Ebenus Supremus]

I got a phupa....
Do you know what a phupa is?
Its pronounced foo-pa....
Ya really gotta get the pronunciation right...
I think the game spells it f.u.p.a.

I'm sure you had the bomb d back in elementary, back when an inch and a half was all ya hand could get a  grip on....

[Sccit]

im big... and u can make me bigger

[Ebenus Supremus]

im big... and u can make me bigger

This just went from lame to pathetic....
Go n show ya gf how proud you of mammas lil ding dong...

[Sccit]

your loss baby boo

[Ebenus Supremus]

No loss at all...
I just gained some brownie points for not doing what a rapper tells me too....
Now I just gotta hope god forgives me for talking all crass like I'm in the same vicinity as a sick dick piece of shit who won't give me no respect unless I get down n dirty....
I wonder why my WC fantasies never played out like this...
Must be cos I thought the only way this lil wigga could have a crack at his fine ass is if I put a gun to his head, got him hard with some dope fiend head, then got my rocks off with the chrome pointed directly at his dome and rode that trick with my shit off safety.... That's the way it played out in my head anyway....