Author Topic: I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL (Read 380 times)

Kain670 · « **on:** May 10, 2003, 06:45:02 PM »

I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL

Sumo Wrestler would make excellent Lineman both on defense and offense

I don't get it

The Big Bad Ass · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2003, 08:16:02 PM »

I've wondered this too.

Sub-Z · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2003, 08:24:47 PM »

who knows,maybe some of the sumo wrestlers heads wont fit in the helmets

The Watcher · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2003, 10:46:50 PM »

they're not quick on their feet. no good being big & shit if you cant move to get to the other players

.:DayGoStyLz:. · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2003, 03:16:42 AM »

cus they wont be able to wear those lil diaper things..

TilMakaveliReturns · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2003, 10:55:33 AM »

Quote from: MightyWhitey on May 10, 2003, 10:46:50 PM

they're not quick on their feet. no good being big & shit if you cant move to get to the other players

TheSheriff · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2003, 04:12:05 PM »

a) Because they're not attracted to America, for cultural reasons, and they're better paid in Japan.

b) Reasons given above, tactically.

c) If there was one with marginal speed, he'd splatter everyone everywhere. Everyone is looking for a quick sumo for football. They haven't found one.