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Kain670

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I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
« on: May 10, 2003, 06:45:02 PM »
I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL ???

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I don't get it
 

The Big Bad Ass

Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2003, 08:16:02 PM »
I've wondered this too.
 

Sub-Z

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Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2003, 08:24:47 PM »
who knows,maybe some of the sumo wrestlers heads wont fit in the helmets
 

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Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2003, 10:46:50 PM »
they're not quick on their feet. no good being big & shit if you cant move to get to the other players
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Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2003, 03:16:42 AM »
cus they wont be able to wear those lil diaper things..
 

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Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2003, 10:55:33 AM »
they're not quick on their feet. no good being big & shit if you cant move to get to the other players
 

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Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2003, 04:12:05 PM »
a) Because they're not attracted to America, for cultural reasons, and they're better paid in Japan.

b) Reasons given above, tactically.

c) If there was one with marginal speed, he'd splatter everyone everywhere. Everyone is looking for a quick sumo for football. They haven't found one.