Im goin get fired from my job

[pappy]

2 an a half years there an im goin get fired    for suptin i wrote on the garbage compactor outside  I wrote down,  Ross Graver (my district manager) loves goats.  we got a girl at work that looks like a goat.  well he actually saw it an flipped out an went through all of our applications tryin to trace the hand writing.  an goin trhough the hall way an stock room tryin to find hints an shit lol.  guys a fuckin dick.  Some how he found out it was me lol.  i wonder if he saw the other side of the compactor where i wrote "for hot gay sex an grade A rim jobs call  (631) 421-7200"....... his phone number or atleast what it say on his business card.  Than i put an arrow an wrote down He licked my asshole as clean as a whistle.  He was supposed to come in 2day but he never did.  i swear i hope he accuses me cuz imma go,  ya kno what i have no clue what cha talking about i didnt write anything out there an quite frankly im offended ive been here 2 years with a good record......this guy is a fuckin asshole he only yells at people he knows wont snap back at him.  an he is a fuckin idiot 2 he says the stupidest shit out of no where like how growing up he grew up in an all black neighborhood an he had blue eyes blond hair.  they put 2 an 2 together an every1 thought he was a nazi.

[KING VerbalAssaulta]

LMAO...well at least you did some funny shit to get fired...tech got fired for eating all the food at pizza hut

[P Nelson]

LOl u did it Daz Dillinger Style!

[mrtonguetwista]

<======Is Ross Graver......Mr. Joe Dick, I'll see you in the office tomorrow morning and please bring your spatula and paper hat with you. Thanks

[P Nelson]

<======Is Ross Graver......Mr. Joe Dick, I'll see you in the office tomorrow morning and please bring your spatula and paper hat with you. Thanks

Hahahhaaaaa :'(llol

[pappy]

nah ross is obcessed with name tags an lil kids

[Quakaveli]

at least ur happy u got fired...musta been a crappy job

[Bigg AG]

well if u get fired go down like a souljah lol ok this is wut my cuzzin Jason did when he got fired from ROSS they blamed him for stealing clothes but like in his shirt and wut they did is talked to him about it and he yelled and grabbed sumthin and threw it and jsu started yelling at everybody saying he is going crazy and shyt but then they arrested him or sumthi but this is when i was little but if ur gonna go out put ur destiny in ur own hands and go out with a BANG! LMAO and if u get fired tell me ill call that guya nd say "You fired my man Tom? well prepare to die cuzz imma tie u up put vaseline on my dicc and put dry rice in ur mouth and then sticc a knife in ur asshole and make u die slow!" (got that from American Me) but tell me for real if u want me to call him ill say sum funny shit. im out!!!

[budsmokeronly]

Yo Bigg AG, I have a problem you might be able to help me out with.

Everytime I go to McDonalds, Ronald is there an he is always mean muggin' me.  You know how he is usually smiling to everyone?  Well he gives me these hard ass looks.  He is really scaring the shit outta me, and I just love those fuckin big macs.  But I fear for my life when I go to mcdonalds, cause Ronald is there everytime.  And we don't have any drive thru's in my town.  Please help me out and threaten Ronald for me, so I can eat big macs and get fat.

[Bigg AG]

Yo Bigg AG, I have a problem you might be able to help me out with.

Everytime I go to McDonalds, Ronald is there an he is always mean muggin' me.  You know how he is usually smiling to everyone?  Well he gives me these hard ass looks.  He is really scaring the shit outta me, and I just love those fuckin big macs.  But I fear for my life when I go to mcdonalds, cause Ronald is there everytime.  And we don't have any drive thru's in my town.  Please help me out and threaten Ronald for me, so I can eat big macs and get fat.

ok imma put a hit out for him  
1. sticc up for ur damn self u pussy ass bitch even my lil cuzzin wouldnt be scared of Ronald Mcdonald.
2. I dont like u so im not gonna do it and i HIGHLY doubt Tom wants me to do it so FUCC U.
3. "mean muggin" means making ugly looks not gay looks like i wanna licc u all over so get it right.
im out!!!

[CharlieBrown]

If i was you i wouldn't act like a dick if you're gonna get fired, because guess who'll be writing your reference for your next job. And if they don't have you on camera they can't prove shit, so just protest your innocence. And if you wanna leave your job, QUIT! Then it will look better when you apply or a new job, but apply for another job before you leave, tell your boss your looking for a new job and you'd be amazed at the things your boss might start doing to keep you (you've been there a while so it's better you're there than training up a new person to get your experience) and then when you get another job, quit.

[pappy]

well if u get fired go down like a souljah lol ok this is wut my cuzzin Jason did when he got fired from ROSS they blamed him for stealing clothes but like in his shirt and wut they did is talked to him about it and he yelled and grabbed sumthin and threw it and jsu started yelling at everybody saying he is going crazy and shyt but then they arrested him or sumthi but this is when i was little but if ur gonna go out put ur destiny in ur own hands and go out with a BANG! LMAO and if u get fired tell me ill call that guya nd say "You fired my man Tom? well prepare to die cuzz imma tie u up put vaseline on my dicc and put dry rice in ur mouth and then sticc a knife in ur asshole and make u die slow!" (got that from American Me) but tell me for real if u want me to call him ill say sum funny shit. im out!!!

wtf r u in special ed or suptin.  an i didnt get fired the district manager didnt say a word to me.  he jus walked by my 3 times not sayin a word i found out how he folund out tho.  this fat smelly  fuck told him i didnt even tho i never told the fat smelly fuck i did.  fuck the manager fat boy has it coming but i gotta be careful cuz long islanders dont have balls there take u to court over anything.  so imma go up to him an be like.  i kno ur the one that told ross i wrote that shit an jus stare at him for a few seconds an walk away .  ive have wanted to knock this fat fuck out for the longest time

[P Nelson]

well if u get fired go down like a souljah lol ok this is wut my cuzzin Jason did when he got fired from ROSS they blamed him for stealing clothes but like in his shirt and wut they did is talked to him about it and he yelled and grabbed sumthin and threw it and jsu started yelling at everybody saying he is going crazy and shyt but then they arrested him or sumthi but this is when i was little but if ur gonna go out put ur destiny in ur own hands and go out with a BANG! LMAO and if u get fired tell me ill call that guya nd say "You fired my man Tom? well prepare to die cuzz imma tie u up put vaseline on my dicc and put dry rice in ur mouth and then sticc a knife in ur asshole and make u die slow!" (got that from American Me) but tell me for real if u want me to call him ill say sum funny shit. im out!!!

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[Hater Player]

well if u get fired go down like a souljah lol ok this is wut my cuzzin Jason did when he got fired from ROSS they blamed him for stealing clothes but like in his shirt and wut they did is talked to him about it and he yelled and grabbed sumthin and threw it and jsu started yelling at everybody saying he is going crazy and shyt but then they arrested him or sumthi but this is when i was little but if ur gonna go out put ur destiny in ur own hands and go out with a BANG! LMAO and if u get fired tell me ill call that guya nd say "You fired my man Tom? well prepare to die cuzz imma tie u up put vaseline on my dicc and put dry rice in ur mouth and then sticc a knife in ur asshole and make u die slow!" (got that from American Me) but tell me for real if u want me to call him ill say sum funny shit. im out!!!

you n ure cuzin both be soundin like some dumbass mutherfuckers

[bLaDe]

LMAO@ A.g's story, funny ish.

Yo Tom, if you hate the job, just quit, don't give him a chance to accuse you or B.S you.  If you don't wanna leave it, then just play it cool and normal, he has no hard evidence that you wrote it anyway.  Peace and good luck

  -{bLaDe}