You think captain obvious is funny? Well check this, you homos (long)

[TheSheriff]

Corn_Boy - wassup
Corn_Boy - what is the time there?
Lowtax - 11 pm
Corn_Boy - wow, why are you woking so late?
Corn_Boy - what kind of work do you do
Lowtax - VE and SA stuff
Corn_Boy - whats that
Lowtax - VE - Virginian Empire SA - Secretary's Alliance
Corn_Boy - is the secretarys alliance like a union
Lowtax - Kind of. Mostly we just go over to Marcie's house after work and gossip, go to the rodeos, wash cars, etc etc. We also lobby congress.
Lowtax - What do you think about robots?
Corn_Boy - the ones that make the cars?
Lowtax - No, space robots
Corn_Boy - I dont know, I havent met one yet, but I guess they would be cool
Lowtax - I am building a space robot, that's why I asked.
Corn_Boy - ok, will it be going into space?
Lowtax - I am trying. It will be a very useful robot. I am giving it AI. Do you know what that stands for?
Corn_Boy - who is al? do you not like him and is that why you are giving him to the robot
Lowtax - No, AL is my friend, AI means "Abnormal Interests". I learned that and I'm programming my robot to act like a human.
Corn_Boy - like in the disney movie
Lowtax - What is Disney? I don't watch movies, I had to use the parts from my VCR to build my space robot.
Corn_Boy - from a vcr, wow, how does that work
Lowtax - I will tell you, but it is a secret so you can't tell anybody
Corn_Boy - ok, I wont, I promise
Lowtax - I am using the CLOCK in it to have the robot tell time!!!
Corn_Boy - will it have a gun
Lowtax - NO! I am non-violent, and I do not enjoy guns and violence!!! It will have a broom and fishtank and vaccuum. The Ultimate Space Robot!
Corn_Boy - you must be real smarte to be albe to make a space robot, my parents have a dvd player thing, can you turn that into a robot, it has a lasre in it
Lowtax - I can turn everything into Space Robots!
Corn_Boy - have you made many other robots?
Lowtax - Yes, but they don't work the way they were supposed to. One was a BIG ACCIDENT my friend
Corn_Boy - what happened
Lowtax - Grandma fell down the stairs
Corn_Boy - did the robot push her was she alright
Lowtax - I misprogrammed it. I tried to do good, but the robot jumped up and pushed grandma's head and she started spitting and her teeth flew out and the robot shot sparks and grandma fell down the stairs onto my uncle.
It was the worst Christmas ever.
Corn_Boy - oh no! sparks, did anything catch on fire
Lowtax - Grandma did, but I got a Pusher robot to shove her outside into the snow.
Corn_Boy - that was lucky, we have christmass in the sumer here, so no snow, you are lucky that you live there, very lucky!
Lowtax - Where do you live?!?
Corn_Boy - I am in new zealand
Lowtax - Wow! I was going to build a robot for a company in New Zealand! They are named "Ochnop Technologies" - have you heard of them?
Corn_Boy - no sorry, I do not know much about the robot industre
Lowtax - You should, some day robots will be in your house! Wether you know it or not!
Pusher robots
Shover robots
Force robots
Bumping robots
you know!
Corn_Boy - I hope that they dont go crasy and shoot me
Lowtax - ROBOTS DO NOT SHOOTS Guns shoots and robots dont go crazy unless you tell them too.
The Pusher robot I am making will shove around the blind people and take them to the store. Then the Shover robot will push bread into their throats.
Corn_Boy - you mucst be a very nice person to be making helper robots
Lowtax - I like to do my part. One day my Space Robots will revolutionize the world! And space!
Lowtax - Space has a terrible power!
Corn_Boy - do you mean like the worm-holes from star trek
Lowtax - I do not watch star trek, it is LIES!@! Space has a terrible power, and my robots will help
Corn_Boy - what is the power?
Lowtax - Venus power = radiation = the Devil! My robots will turn this and make our space program work this time! My pusher robot will shove the space shuttle, and my shover robot will push the astronauts out of harm's way. Do you understand?
Corn_Boy - not really, you must be alot smarter than me
Lowtax - I am smart, but it is the secret power of the universe and the terrible space secret, my friend!!!
I am working on AI for my Push-robot, it can type and almost converse like a human! Do you want me to show you?
Corn_Boy - yes please!
Lowtax - OK, I will put the robot on the keyboard. One second
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
HELLO CORN_BOY
GREATINGS 7
WHAT ARE YOU DOING CORN_BOY?
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - hELLO ROBOT PLEASE CALL ME CORNELIUS I AM WATCHING THE TELEVISION RIGHT NOW WHAT KIND OF ROBOT ARE YOU
Lowtax - PM PAK CHOOIE PAK CHOOIE
HELLO
I AM A PUSHER-ROBOT
I WAS HAVE BEEN CREATED AS TO BEING HELP FOR THE-> -> -> BEING HELP!
CAN I HELP YOU?
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - I AM TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HELPING ME SORRY DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS ROBOT?
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
I WHAT?
I AM TO HELP HERE TO HELP YOU AND HUMANS
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - WHAT DOES PAK CHOOIE MEAN ROBOT YOU CAN HELP ME BY TELLING ME ROBOT
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
THE ANSWER IS: CODE
DATA: SHOVE PUSH SHOVE
I AM A PUSHER ROBOT
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - HAVE YOU BEEN PUSHING ANYTHING ROBOT
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
ANSWER: ITEMS PUSHED - GRANDMOTHER
TARGET - STAIRS
IT WAS THAT I DID
PAK CHOOIE
Corn_Boy - OH NO ARE YOU THE BAD ROBOT
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE
I AM SORRY, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA ROBOT?
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
I AM A PUSHER ROBOT.
DATA: TO START FIRES
TARGET: GRANDMOTHER
DATA: LIES
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Lowtax - Hey, what's the robot typing? I can't see
Corn_Boy - HE Is scaring me, he wants to start fires and he is the one that pushed grandma, look out friend!
Lowtax - What? This isn't the robot that pushed grandma down the stairs and lit her on fire and started writing swastikas on the walls. That was my Shove Robot. This one is different.
Corn_Boy - nono lookout!! it is taking about pushing grandma and starting fires
Lowtax - No, I don't think it would do something like that. This robot is built from a tape recorder and has a computer in it. He is better than the other robot.
Corn_Boy - lookout !!1!!! he said this too me -=
You have received a message!
PAK CHOOIE UNF
I AM A PUSHER ROBOT.
DATA: TO START FIRES
TARGET: GRANDMOTHER
DATA: LIES
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Lowtax - But... I don't understand how that is possible. I didn't program him to do that, I programmed him to help the homeless and push the homeless into their boxes / houses and shove the space station away from the Terrible Space Secret.
That's odd, the robot left! I can't find where he went.
Corn_Boy - be very careful, he is scary, does he have an off button?
Lowtax - No, I hard encoded the transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode. He should turn himself off.
That's odd, the lights turned off.
Corn_Boy - ohno RUn awya!! he is evil
Lowtax - Robots cannot be evil, you are silly!!!
Corn_Boy - I am sorry, I am not a robot scientest, but be very careful friend! he is a scemeing robot
Lowtax - Oh, here he comes! His eyes are glowing and he is holding something shiny. Let me go see what he has, brb
Corn_Boy - please be careful
Corn_Boy - hello! are you there!!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
HELLO
DATASTREAM - DATASTREAM
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - where is my friend robot!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
HE CANNOT CANNOT USE ICQ NOW HE HAS GONE DOWN THE STAIRS
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - nonono is he alright robot!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
I AM NOT A ROBOT OF THAT TYPE TO EXAMINE
DATA: TO PROTECT FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE
DATA: SHOVE
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - call an ambulance robot!
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
I CANNOT DO THAT
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - is there a medicall robot there??
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - noo, you cannot come here go away robot, you are scaring me
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
QUESTION: PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I MAY -> I MAY COME AND HELP YOU
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - nononon I am not telling you! robot. can you access your transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode.
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
ANSWER: YES I CAN PERFORM THAT
PAK CHOOIE UNF
Corn_Boy - go away robot! is mr lowtax alright robot??
Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF
YOU ARE FILTH
PAK CH
Corn_Boy - AM what are you saying robot, plese stop it I do not like you. turn yourself off robot!
Corn_Boy - are you there MR lowtax??
Corn_Boy - mr lowtax are you alright??
Corn_Boy - are you there lowtax??

[budsmokeronly]

I just called in sick to work so I could read that whole thing.

[TheSheriff]

The real question is, was it worth it?

P.S. I'll do some spacing later.

[7even]

what the fuck is this about

[TheSheriff]

Jesus Christ, you people are dull.

[Hater Player]

dat shit woud take me like 8 years to read n shit

[budsmokeronly]

Jesus Christ, you people are dull.

Yeah, I am not quite ready for the excitement level that you are on.  Having a long ass convo like that and then posting it on here could give me a heart attack.

[Dip Set Movementarian 4 Life]

Dear God,
      Can I have those 5minutes of my life back that I just wasted on reading this thread?

Thanx.

[TheSheriff]

No, Prophet, because if you had read the Space Robot Bonanza, you would have spent far more than 5 minutes laughing.

And Grundy, tsk, tsk.

[CharlieBrown]

Not as funny as the Captain.

[TheSheriff]

Not as funny as the Captain.

SUBJECT: TO PUSH
TARGET: CHARLIEBROWN

PAK CHOOIE UNF

GRANDMA HAS FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS

[Reef]

Dear God,
      Can I have those 5minutes of my life back that I just wasted on reading this thread?

Thanx.

damn ur a fast reader

[T-Dogg]

Oh c'mon it ain't that long!

But it ain't that funny either...