Ass Wiping

[TheSheriff]

I'd love you to go to Overseer with that particular allegation, my pornstar friend.

As for whether or not I'm gay...there's a difference between going around, in private, with similar males, and making porn videos.

And yes, I will hang out with my famous friends. Thanks for the advice.

P.S. Better hurry up, Hector, the book is closing on you.

[hector]

I'm done with you. You're only making yourself look more and more pathetic. Bring another insult, and enjoy the last word, cause you aren't worth my time.

[C-Bizz]

Did you get that surprise from that boss of yours?  

[TheSheriff]

*book slams shut*

[hector]

*book slams shut*

Look here you fruity little fuck, I'll shove your stupid book up your ass.  Now I just came on here considering having buttsex with someone for money.  You consider that for fun.  I never went through with it either, can you say the same?  I mean you posted links to male porn, who the fuck does that?  Why would you even know a link to gay porn?  You were probably hoping I had sex with that guy so that you could watch it.  Well too bad buddy, you are just going to have to go back to pretending your not gay and have dinner and sex with your imaginary girlfriend.  I don't post on this forum much, but I do browse it occaisonally, and if anyone on here stands out as a flamer its gots to be you!  And one more time for the record for everyone:  I have never done a gay sexual act, only considered one for money.  I do though, get pussy on a daily basis from my girlfriend, and get paid for fucking fine ass bitches.  What does Owen do?  Lets see...he tries to convince a internet forum that he is dating one of the olsen twins, meanwhile browsing the net for gay porn.  Now pull your book out of your ass and open it up again.

[TheSheriff]

*opens book*

a) Since when was I even claiming to be going out with an Olsen twin? Please, Jector, at least get your accusations right.

b) You said you weren't going to reply to me. And you accuse ME of lying...At least I can prove my allegations.

c) I've already expressed my feelings on you starring in gayporn, or at least, considering it. I feel that starring in gay porn, when you have a girlfriend, is worse than two gay men having gay sex. As to whether I am gay or not, I don't actually care whether you think I am or not.

And, you know what? You're pretty vitriolic for someone who is obviously trying to pretend I mean nothing to them. If you really didn't care about me and what I had to say, you'd ignore me. But no, you don't; I can only conclude you want to do gayporn with me next.

P.S. What is most interesting about this thread is that I made a jokey post, and you started crying, like the little bitch you are.

*book slams shut*

[hector]

Owen, I care nothing of you, I just really don't like you.  I have seen your picture on here.  You are a skinny little fucking worm that looks about 10 years old.  You look like your never gonna get laid.  I can't express how much of a pussy I think you are, and you totally remind me of a flamer.  And then you proceed to talk this shit to me.  Trust me Pinoccio, I would crush the dick packed shit out of you, you would not say one word to me.  Your just like all the other skinny ass net trash talking pussies on here.  So many of you guys can talk a gang of shit behind a computer screen, but when it comes face to face, you would keep your fucking crack baby mouthsshut, cause you know YOU GET YOUR MUTHER FUCKING ASS KICKED.  Quit trying to pretend you are someone else you wormy lookin mother fucker.

[TheSheriff]

If you really feel like hurting me, you can come and see me. You're such a shit-talker. I made a jokey post, you cried. I ripped you apart verbally, so you had to change it to a physicla contest, simply because you knew you can't even see me intellectually.

And even though I don't think life is about looks or strength, I could woop your fudgepacking ass (clever pun there). And yes, I think you did accept that gay porn deal. I just doubt you ever got offered a straight porn deal.

[hector]

simply because you knew you can't even see me intellectually

lol. Speaking of intellectual moves.... I find it very very funny that I, in the words of Tech, pulled your ho card with Peanut Butter, then he magically deleted his account within a few hours. I'm playing you like a game of chess alien boy. I urge everyone to look at owens last 50 posts, shit go back even more. He hasn't had more than 5 posts that weren't beefing with either Jamal, myself, or some other people. All pretty much instigated by himself. You are worthless. And your major negative Karma should show you how badly people want you around.

*Thorws the book right between your odly spaced eyes*

[C-Bizz]

his karma aint that low, and you havent answered my question, get Inspector Owen outta your dreams and answer the motherfucking question

[T.J.]

hector, i think i remember u saying something about u doing a jackoff porn movie. please verify this.

[TheSheriff]

He did indeed swallow his own nut.

And as for Peanut Butter; Overseer says his IP was a Danish one. You will find, depending on where I am at the time, I have either a Canadian or UK IP. Therefore, it is utterly impossible for me to be Peanut Butter.

Now, please, try again.