Drop your name calling bests...

[Mindless Thug]

well i call my sister Hobo cuzz her niccname is BoBo and lets see my friend michelle i call her bitchelle now cuzz she bitches all tha time... this girl named Crystal Juarez (Wadez thats how u pronuonce it) i call her Crystal Whorez and i have many but i cant think right now i will when i think of more...

[Mindless Thug]

o yeah and my old teacher was Mrs. Hollingshoot and we all called her Mrs. Hollingshit

[YoungGotti42k]

i kno this one girl with a moustache, but wuts even weirder is that her las name, which is like balabasabes, or somehitng like that, means "moustache" in her language, weird huh! fuckin weirdo..ima buy her razors for christmas

[Ignyte]

I had a Chinese girl friend.....her name was Sum Dum Yung Ho

omg LOL

lol last year i had this one guy from hong kong @ school who's name was Ho


We had this one bitch called Eva Verhaart. We used to call her Scheva (meaning crooked) or Teva (meaning bitch).

I have this chinese kid in my school called Man Ho


And there is a chick that goes to my school with a moustache, we call her stachie.

[On The Edge of Insanity]

This was some real funny shit I heard the other day when I was at my brothers football match. This fat kid walked by some of his friends, and one of them shouted out "why you so fat dave?" and he replied "cause everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a chocolate biscuit". I couldn't stop laughing for ages that was some funny shit.

[bez]

This was some real funny shit I heard the other day when I was at my brothers football match. This fat kid walked by some of his friends, and one of them shouted out "why you so fat dave?" and he replied "cause everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a chocolate biscuit". I couldn't stop laughing for ages that was some funny shit.

LMAO, classic

[T.J.]

This was some real funny shit I heard the other day when I was at my brothers football match. This fat kid walked by some of his friends, and one of them shouted out "why you so fat dave?" and he replied "cause everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a chocolate biscuit". I couldn't stop laughing for ages that was some funny shit.

ROFLMFAO!!! That's fuckin funny!!!

[The Watcher]

not really inventive.. we had a chick @ my school who smelled like a fish, so we called her 'the fish'

had another guy with lips bigger than mick jagger, so he got 'mick jagger lips' then it went to 'lubricated lips' since they always looked wet.. then went to 'lubs'

[Primo]

There used to be a girl who looked like a man with sideburns and her name was ann-marie so i used to call her man marie...There was a retarded girl with a deformed face so i used to call her melted face

[Ignyte]

Theres was this slutty chick at our school who said one of her pussy lips are bigger then the other, so we used to call her lop flap

[Noon Bank$]

lmao

[Z the laidback Virus]

I forgot,there's this girl who's called Ellen and is disliked by nearly everyone so I sometimes call her Ellen-De (Ellende means misery) and there is this girl that's allways deady white skinned........I call her Ghost.

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

we all call this one crippled kid whos a real asshole to us 'noodle legs' and i dont know make fun of lots of people by callin plain old slut or fucknut or whatever cum lip.. etc

[Eddie G.]

A stupid bitch at my school is named maya zapata, and someone called her maya zacrackhead, like so it sounded like maya's a crackehead. hahaha

[Ignyte]

I had a teacher named Mr. Cox
we just called him that