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Lincoln

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Fave Chappelle quote
« on: May 13, 2004, 05:55:58 PM »
Mine's from the Prince episode:

Charlie Murphy: Yo Prince man, you got a towel?

Prince:Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minotonka?

LOL!
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2004, 06:33:59 PM »
You think I ain't got Playstation?  I'm rich Bitch!
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2004, 11:06:45 PM »
any time he says bitch, he brings so much magic to that word.lol

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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2004, 11:08:34 PM »
Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Lincoln on May 13, 2004, 05:55:58 PM
Mine's from the Prince episode:

Charlie Murphy: Yo Prince man, you got a towel?

Prince:Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minotonka?

LOL!

Come on man... and the funniest letterman quote was from the last time Brian Wilson was on.  
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2004, 11:09:04 PM »
Quote from: Make My Name Taste Just Like a Dick in Yo Mouth on May 13, 2004, 06:33:59 PM
You think I ain't got Playstation?  I'm rich Bitch!

See, now that just SOUNDS funny.  LOL.  
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Don Breezio

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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2004, 12:54:31 AM »
"Fuck Nick Cannon!...Dave Chappelle!"

"And that children...was the first time i ever sucked a dick for coke"

"Bitch...Come Have Sex With Charlie Murphy. I'm Rick James Bitch!"

and my favorite:

reporter "what if we were to tell you that well...you were black?"

dave "now you listen here!!! i am in no way a part of any niggerum!"
« Last Edit: May 14, 2004, 12:55:34 AM by Luke »
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2004, 02:23:23 AM »
Not from Dave, but he probably wrote it
'It's James, the nigga hating dolphin. RUN!!!'

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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2004, 09:29:36 AM »
"the funniest letterman quote was from the last time Brian Wilson was on"

Letterman ...pff I ... HATE.... LETTERMAN....  *shakes fist*



"eporter "what if we were to tell you that well...you were black?"

dave "now you listen here!!! i am in no way a part of any niggerum!" "

lol i just HAVE to buy the first season on DVD
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JTSimon

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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2004, 10:08:41 AM »
Anything Tryone says

"Nicole Simpson can't rap." ;D
« Last Edit: May 14, 2004, 10:09:08 AM by Kain670 »
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2004, 10:14:00 AM »
Woogity Boogity Niggers, Woogity Boogity!
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2004, 10:30:31 AM »
« Last Edit: May 14, 2004, 10:31:22 AM by Kain670 »
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2004, 10:47:34 AM »
Not all said by Chappelle, but anyway...

"HWHAT?!?!?"

"You should take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death."

"I don't need you honey - I beat my dick like it owes me money."

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" & "I'm rich bitch!"

"You need to diversify your bonds nigga."
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Don Breezio

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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2004, 12:01:16 PM »
oh yea and from the player haters ball:

"and as for this coat...this coat is made purely from buc nasty's momma's pubic hair"
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2004, 04:01:48 PM »
way to many.. heres a good 1 that hasnt been mentioned that i though was funyn as shit



" i pleas the Fifth... Fiiiiiifth.... just ask me and question and my response is fiiiiiifth, there are so many amendments, but if i had to choose 1 it would be fiiiifth"... something like that, i was fuckin crying
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Re:Fave Chappelle quote
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2004, 07:02:14 PM »
"And that children...was the first time i ever sucked a dick for coke"


lol that was funny like hell
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