couple of racist jokes

[Thirteen]

why were there only 2,000 mexicans at the alamo?

cause ther only had 2 cars



how do you fit 10 jews into a ford escort?

2 in the front, three in the back 5 in the ashtray

[mauzip]

how do you fit 5 elephants in a car?
2 in the front and 3 in the back

what do you call a mexican on the sidewalk?
garbage

[The Watcher]

why did hitler commit suicide?
saw his gas bill

what do you call a black man in a suit?
the defendant

[Billy Bollocks]

I can't believe certain people get banned for saying "ethnic lover" and "black cunt" but this is allowed.

How do you stop a paki from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

[Throwback]

what do you do when you see a nigger standing on 1 leg in your garden?

stop laughing and shoot again.


there are 2 black guys in a car, who drives?

the police officer

[Slayer]

lol

[eKardz]

what do you do when you see a nigger standing on 1 leg in your garden?

stop laughing and shoot again.

lmfao.

how do u keep a nigger out of ur backyard?

hang one in the front.

[KING VerbalAssaulta]

lmao...i cant believe im reading some of these jokes here...i got banned by hitler/overseer cause i posted some jokes about muslims...i guess theres a double standard

[Fabulous_Verstyle]

jus some jokes i got in mail....


1)Why are so many Paratoopers in the Indian Air Force dying....................because none of them ever complained of a parachute not opening..


2)Do you know of an Indian who parked his
car in front of
board which said FINE FOR PARKING

3)Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Indian: What other colors do you have?

4)Manager :    Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Indian :   That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

5)a Sikh Indian went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to  Indians" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Indians," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Indians," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm an Indian?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.


6)Why does an Indian always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

[DAYUM]

^^ROTFLMAO

[Machiavelli]

lmao...i cant believe im reading some of these jokes here...i got banned by hitler/overseer cause i posted some jokes about muslims...i guess theres a double standard

What the hell kind of shit is that? You shouldnt of got banned. Look at all these racist jokes

[B-Blaze]

What do u call a Black successful businessman standing on the corner in a suit?

A nigger

Why do black people wear hats?

so a bird doesn't shit on his lip

[Sikotic™]

I used to laugh at racist jokes. Now, they don't even make me smirk. Not because they're offensive, I dunno, maybe I just grew out of them.

[Slayer]

there all funny especially the black ones

[Portugoal]

a black man sees his black homie and says "WHUT UP NIGGA!"