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Quote from: mauzip on August 17, 2004, 12:46:35 PMI remember this one story I read in the newspaper one the other day. A police officer went to the McDonalds (or another fastfood restaurant, I don't remember) and he ordered a hamburger. The guy that was in the kitchen recognized the police officer; the same police officer gave him a ticket for something really stupid. Anyway, the police officer placed his order, the guy in the kitchen jacked off real quick and ejeculated over the police officer's hamburger. So the police officer took a bite and tasted sperm! The guy got arrested; I don't remember his punishment, but it was so damn funny dont any of u think its funny that the police officer knew what sperm taste like?
I remember this one story I read in the newspaper one the other day. A police officer went to the McDonalds (or another fastfood restaurant, I don't remember) and he ordered a hamburger. The guy that was in the kitchen recognized the police officer; the same police officer gave him a ticket for something really stupid. Anyway, the police officer placed his order, the guy in the kitchen jacked off real quick and ejeculated over the police officer's hamburger. So the police officer took a bite and tasted sperm! The guy got arrested; I don't remember his punishment, but it was so damn funny
Quote from: Nima on August 18, 2004, 12:34:32 AMQuote from: mauzip on August 17, 2004, 12:46:35 PMI remember this one story I read in the newspaper one the other day. A police officer went to the McDonalds (or another fastfood restaurant, I don't remember) and he ordered a hamburger. The guy that was in the kitchen recognized the police officer; the same police officer gave him a ticket for something really stupid. Anyway, the police officer placed his order, the guy in the kitchen jacked off real quick and ejeculated over the police officer's hamburger. So the police officer took a bite and tasted sperm! The guy got arrested; I don't remember his punishment, but it was so damn funny dont any of u think its funny that the police officer knew what sperm taste like?That's exactly what I was thinking. "Now hold on a minute. I think this burger tastes like... Yes, it tastes like sperm!"
Hmm......I guess that seems to be a reasonable penalty
Man, I thought my jokes were the shit. Guess not