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FILA::AUS

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WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« on: August 11, 2002, 07:27:40 PM »
This last saturday night I stayed at my girls place, we've been going out for about 3 weeks. She's a quality female, and only had sex with 1 person before, so i though she surely wouldn't let me hit it before at least a month goes up.

Anyway we were fooling around for a few hours and she goes straight up 'I wanna have sex with you'. And I was like 'aiight get a rubber or two' and come back. And she goes:

'I thought you would have one'

:o  <--- that was me

It was about 3 or 4 in the morning and everything would have been closed. I turned out her parents bathroom looking for a damn rubber but i couldn't find nufin man.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be strapped with a jimmy!

Hopefully there'll be another chance, but i feel like a fucking cracker for not being prepared.

WATCH OUT
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S.G.V.

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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2002, 07:32:42 PM »
^^^^thats the easiet time to get laid...take ur broad to ur house or kick it at her pad and watch movies...u almost for sure gonna get laid...but note....if u got a celly....turn it off, put it on silent/vibrate...but DONT ANSWER IT!!!!....thats always the easiet way to kill game....oh and always have them jim hats...for more info listen to this song....

Keak Da Sneak feat Tha Luniz - Jim Hat
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Sikotic™

Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2002, 11:57:47 PM »
Wrap it with saran wrap niya.
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cannabis213

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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2002, 12:42:28 AM »
shit man unlucky,whut yo girl look like sonn!!!!


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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2002, 04:18:16 AM »
If I had a bird I wud have a jonny in me wallet at all times.  U never know!
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Don Seer

Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2002, 06:36:29 AM »
^^ if had one? damn man...... carry some all the time anyways.... u never know!

what u gonna do if you meet one.. and its on there and then? ;)


WCC PROMOTES SAFE SEX!!

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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2002, 06:40:06 AM »
Didnt U even wet ya fingaz?
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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2002, 08:03:04 AM »
yo i'd do it with a plastic bag or somethin' on my dick.........fucked that when i'm horny n i have a naked girl infront of me....shit nothin' can stop me...
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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2002, 08:32:35 AM »
Dayum man... I always got a rubber or two on me.. Shit.. i bet u major pissed
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Don Seer

Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2002, 08:41:38 AM »
i think this boy "done learnt his lesson"
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Tecknine

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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2002, 09:06:34 AM »
Hit it raw

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Don Seer

Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2002, 09:17:45 AM »
^^^ ignore this man  :o
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Funkadelic

Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2002, 10:44:48 AM »
You'll get one more chance...
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FILA::AUS

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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2002, 12:15:10 PM »
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yo i'd do it with a plastic bag or somethin' on my dick.........fucked that when i'm horny n i have a naked girl infront of me....shit nothin' can stop me...


hahahahahahaha^

yeah i'd never hit it without a rubber, i've seen dudes get their life turned upside down like that.

that was fucking crack up though with the plastic bag^lol
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Re: WORDS OF ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE WITH A GIRL!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2002, 05:02:21 PM »
i was only playing..Unplanned pregnancys fuck peoples life up..
I always use one..
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