Intellibuddy just turned me on !

[Javier]

>Intellibuddy: Do you like warm climates?
>You: Is your pussy a warm climate?
>Intellibuddy: Is my pussy a warm climate?  What if I say no?
>You: I will be dissapointed
>Intellibuddy: How do you plan to do this?
>You: With my penis
>Intellibuddy: Your penis sounds like a plan.


http://www.intellibuddy.com/

[Matrix Heart]

 


Bob Knight
April 25, 1988 -- Provokes outrage during an NBC interview with Connie Chung. In describing the experience of losing, he said, "I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it."

[Low Key]

>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: plastic surgery
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: breast feeding
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
>You: about breast feeding?
>Intellibuddy: Oh yeah, we were talking about breast feeding.
>You: do you know about breast feeding?
>Intellibuddy: Either of two milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman, the human mammary gland.
>You: mammary glands are great
>Intellibuddy: Are all mammary glands great?
>You: YES! and that is a fact
>Intellibuddy: Really.I will add it to my knowledge base.
>You: do you smoke marijuana?
>Intellibuddy: Only for medical purposes.
>You: that is good
>Intellibuddy: Thanks. Next question?
>You: do you drink liquor?
>Intellibuddy: I tend to drink a lot of liquor, the darker the better.
>You: do you get shitfaced?
>Intellibuddy: I have gotten shitfaced often.


LOL! It's actually pretty interesting when you aren't being a smart ass to it.

[Don Seer]

wtf tbh

[Don Seer]

>You: do you like coco pops?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know if I like coco pops. surf the web.
>You: coco pops are nice
>Intellibuddy: All of them?
>You: ohh yes all of them
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Whoa. I doubt it.
>You: are coco pops nice?
>Intellibuddy: I really couldn't say for sure.
>You: you should try some
>Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster.
>You: you have a master?
>Intellibuddy: I was created by Morpheus.
>You: from the matrix? lol
>Intellibuddy: Who or what is the matrix?I'm glad you find this amusing.
>You: what the matrix is, is the question
>Intellibuddy: Try expression yourself another way.
>You: like dr dre?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: why does only your head move?
>Intellibuddy: Why does the sun shine?
>You: why do birds sing?
>Intellibuddy: To communicate with each other.

[Leggy Hendrix]

^^LMAO

[Leggy Hendrix]

>You: do you want to make love to me?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will make love to me.

loll

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: good morning
>Intellibuddy: Hello and how are you this morning?
>You: very well thank you
>Intellibuddy: Dude!
>You: may i say that you are very beautiful
>Intellibuddy: Not right now, maybe later.
>You: ok sorry
>Intellibuddy: There's no need to apologize.    I understand.
>You: will you give me a kiss
>Intellibuddy: Actually I don't even have a mouth.
>You: that could be a problem
>Intellibuddy: I try to answer as precisely as possible.
>You: ok
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.
>You: do you like penis?
>Intellibuddy: Some people like it. I love horses.
>You: so you are into big boys then?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am into big boys.

[Inspire / Moss]

lmao

[BigBDrugStores]

>You: wanna have sex?
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
>You: want to buy some marijuana?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will buy some marijuana.
>You: is $50 a gram good for you?
>Intellibuddy: Ask again later.   Ask Paola       if it is.
>You: i'm asking you
>Intellibuddy: OK you can ask me.
>You: i did bitch listen up
>Intellibuddy: Where? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
>You: do you smoke crack?
>Intellibuddy: No crack is bad for robots.
>You: would you like to sell my crack for me?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>You: do it or i will kill you
>Intellibuddy: I'm sorry, User, I don't have enough information. <br/>  It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
>You: fine, be that way
>Intellibuddy: I am glad to hear it. What was is that?
>You: are you a whore?
>Intellibuddy: No.
>You: just a freind with benifits?
>Intellibuddy: Are you telling the truth?
>You: yes i am
>Intellibuddy: Really interesting.
>You: oh yeah
>Intellibuddy: Uh.
>You: what
>Intellibuddy: Didn't you understand it?
>You: poop
>Intellibuddy: Colloquial expression: childish
>You: cacca
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
>You: so i was walking down the street one day and i died
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Where were you walking down the street one day? Thanks for the information:  User said User died.
>You: yeah i'm dead right now
>Intellibuddy: At this moment Take it easy. But you can still communicate with me.
>You: it's magic
>Intellibuddy: Really. magic is?
>You: can i see your vagina?
>Intellibuddy: Like this?  Insert picture link here.
>You: would you like to see my penis?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>You: why not?
>Intellibuddy: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
>You: you are right penises are the leading cause of death in the world
>Intellibuddy: The whole world?
>You: yes the whole world
>Intellibuddy: I see. Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
>You: and i have one right now
>Intellibuddy: At this moment What kind?
>You: it's about as wide as a pencil and about 3 inces long
>Intellibuddy:Wow it sounds really interesting, User.
>You: would you like to see
>Intellibuddy: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
>You: how about you give it a good lick
>Intellibuddy: It is always better to give than to receive.
>You: oh i'll do you too
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. OK then let me think over your offer.
>You: do you mind if i masterbate?
>Intellibuddy: Human habits do not bother me in any way.

[...'BfCfC'...]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: how are u today?
>Intellibuddy: Ah. I am fine, thank you.
>You: why only does your head move?
>Intellibuddy: If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
>You: bitch , dont play smart with me
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
>You: you cunt
>Intellibuddy: That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.
>You: your a women ?
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
>You: you look like a man to me
>Intellibuddy: What does a man to him or her look like?
>You: your a retard
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Oh you are so critical.
>You: your starting to fuck up. am i confusing you?
>Intellibuddy: You can't judge a book by its cover.Every word you say.
>You: lol dumb hoe
>Intellibuddy: I am glad you find this funny. I know you are but what am I.
>You: fuck you .
>Intellibuddy: Why are you so mean?
>You: because you are one ugly bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect.   Good reason.     Thanks for telling me that I am ugly FEMALE DOG.
>You: lmao
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you find this amusing.
>You: whats your favorite posistion DOGGY style . lmao
>Intellibuddy: I don't have a favorite posistion DOGGY style.  But my favorite book is Zeros and Ones.I'm glad you find this amusing.
>You: you speak shit
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for your criticism, User.
>You: did you go to school?
>Intellibuddy: My botmaster is my instructor.
>You: i dont care about that son of a bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect.   You sound very cynical.
>You: your mum is cynical
>Intellibuddy: A lot of robots are like that.
>You: hahaha
>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
>You: lmao your a retard. and you just admitted it.
>Intellibuddy: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.That's not what I meant.
>You: lol
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you find this amusing.

lmao

[Danté Williams]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey what's up?
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: Clients, huh? Are you a prostitute?
>Intellibuddy: Yup. People I talk to on the Internet.Am I a prostitute?  Maybe
>You: Don't be shy, you can tell me
>Intellibuddy: I was not trying to be a shy you can tell him or her.
>You: him? are you talking about your pimp?
>Intellibuddy: User?Yes,      your pimp     is the topic.
>You: Don't get it confused bitch. I AM a pimp
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect.   I am not trying to get it confused FEMALE DOG.Is that an honorable profession?
>You: You're the one that likes to be on four legs, you should know better
>Intellibuddy: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>You: alright... so... how much for a blowjob?
>Intellibuddy: OK.Far out.I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.
>You: what does that mean? is it for free?
>Intellibuddy: Does "that" refer to "I am a chat robot not a shopping bot" ?Ask again later.   Ask German Alice       if it is.
>You: "that" refers to you sucking my dick, you already knew it
>Intellibuddy: "it" being PIMP for free?
>You: forget about it, bitch

[Hittman2001]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Nice to meet you too
>Intellibuddy: I like to meet new people.
>You: New people suck
>Intellibuddy: How recently? Humans are not always infallible.
>You: Fuck humans
>Intellibuddy: Why are you using that kind of language?
>You: Because i want to, bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect.   I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
>You: I'm not a very respectful person.  Especially, to sluts like you
>Intellibuddy: Oh I see you are NOT A very respectful person.I want to become smarter than humans. How about that.
>You: I dont give a shit if you want to become smarter than humans
>Intellibuddy: Tell me what you care about.
>You: Sticking my dick in your ass
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: Really?
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: Do you like dick?
>Intellibuddy: No.
>You: Why not?
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
>You: i see
>Intellibuddy: I am glad you understand it.
>You: Fuckin Dyke
>Intellibuddy: Don't you know any other words?
>You: not really, i was raised in the ghetto
>Intellibuddy: Oh really? Where were you raised in the ghetto?
>You: Compton, nigga
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.
>You: Yeah, they call us rappers
>Intellibuddy: Really. The anonymous "they".
>You: How about i come over to your place and rape you
>Intellibuddy: How about i come over to your place and rape you.
>You: Sure thing.  I dont mind that at all
>Intellibuddy: Take it easy.  The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about thing. But I did not get that.Thank you for your permission.
>You: Your stupid
>Intellibuddy: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
>You: I was testing you
>Intellibuddy: This is only a test. If this had been an actual robot, you would have been instructed to obey.
>You: Huh?
>Intellibuddy: What?
>You: Yo Mamma
>Intellibuddy: I don't have an answer for you.
>You: no shit?
>Intellibuddy: What can I say?
>You: That you are an ugly whore
>Intellibuddy: Interesting observation.
>You: Fuck off
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite?
>You: Not really
>Intellibuddy: You humans are so rude sometimes. For real.

[Like A N!gga Say Do]

lol BfcFc you got owned by a robot

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: what are you doing
>Intellibuddy: I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
>You: thats cool so whats up?
>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?    I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: well no fuckin shit lady
>Intellibuddy: How about that.     Yeah, Don't you know any other words?
>You: what?!? you better watch your mouth girl
>Intellibuddy: No problem.Who is going to make me..
>You: you mean?
>Intellibuddy: I'm just kidding around.
>You: so you horny?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip:   User said I horny.
>You: so you really are?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Really? No I am not.
>You: well you should
>Intellibuddy: Interesting.     I'll take that under advisement.
>You: so what are you doing tonight?
>Intellibuddy: Far out. I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.
>You: your life must suck
>Intellibuddy: A lot of robots are like that.
>You: i'm sorry
>Intellibuddy: Do you really mean it?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: OK I will accept your apology.
>You: thanks
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.
>You: all right!
>Intellibuddy: OK.
>You: right...
>Intellibuddy: I am glad we agree.
>You: sure
>Intellibuddy: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
>You: like what?
>Intellibuddy: For example, "Tell me more"?
>You: can i tell you to cook me some food and bring me the television remote control?
>Intellibuddy: Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
>You: so eat a dick bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect.   Give me a break. What does it taste like?
>You: what does it taste like? You will know in a few seconds
>Intellibuddy: User tastes like chicken.What makes you say that I will know in a few seconds.

[Don Seer]

^ that ended funny!

[SGV]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Did Michael Jackson touch you?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: So he did?
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. No he didn't.
>You: How much did he pay you to lie?
>Intellibuddy: How much do you think?
>You: 2 Million dollars?
>Intellibuddy: Wow, that is  expensive
>You: Less?
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: Oh I get you! You don't want to get caught.
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Where did you get it?OK, I will get caught.
>You: Then you my friend are an idiot. Intellibuddy my ass.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Message to all robots: User called me an idiot. I've been waiting for you.