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I liked several things about the ppv.First, I liked how everybody thinks they were shoot promos. Here's a clue: If they SAY it's a shoot on the show, then it's most definately not a shoot.Second, Paul Heyman's stuff was funny, but I thought Edge was pretty funny too. For instance.Paul Heyman said, I got just two words for ya, "Matt, Friekin, Hardy!"The crowd goes "OOOOOOOhhhhhh"and Edge looks at Bischoff, and holds up 3 fingers, Matt Hardy's little hand gesture that he always did. That was twice as funny as anything Heyman said all night. The matches were all very well done, except for the main event which went beyond silly and all the way to rediculous on the 'lets cram a bunch of bullshit into the last match' meter. Chris Jericho owns wrestling, lol.Super Crazy was awesome.I love the Sandman, he always does the most akward, I'm a drunk and I'm gonna fuck this up but I'll do it anyways becuase I don't give a fuck moves. Typical Sandman style:Enters ring, trips over his own feet, stumbles, then grabs the table they've laid there... sets it up, smashing his hand accidentally along the way, pants fall down about 6 inches as he stumbles to the corner, grabs his opponent, and meaning to throw him through the table, slips and falls headfirst into the table leg as his opponent falls through the table and accidentally under the bottom rope.He's just hilarious to watch, because he fucks up SO MUCH, but it ends up working anyways. Craziest shit I've ever seen, I CANNOT BELIEVE he hasn't been seriously injured as much as he botches moves and shit, he ALWAYS lands wrong, always fucks up and does stuff for real, always clumsily fucks something up. Plus, he's usually so drunk he can't even see the ring, and drinks 4 or 5 beers between the locker room and the squared circle every match.
I liked several things about the ppv.First, I liked how everybody thinks they were shoot promos. Here's a clue: If they SAY it's a shoot on the show, then it's most definately not a shoot.Second, Paul Heyman's stuff was funny, but I thought Edge was pretty funny too. For instance.Paul Heyman said, I got just two words for ya, "Matt, Friekin, Hardy!"The crowd goes "OOOOOOOhhhhhh"and Edge looks at Bischoff, and holds up 3 fingers, Matt Hardy's little hand gesture that he always did. That was twice as funny as anything Heyman said all night.
Quote from: Trauma on June 14, 2005, 10:11:34 PMI liked several things about the ppv.First, I liked how everybody thinks they were shoot promos. Here's a clue: If they SAY it's a shoot on the show, then it's most definately not a shoot.Second, Paul Heyman's stuff was funny, but I thought Edge was pretty funny too. For instance.Paul Heyman said, I got just two words for ya, "Matt, Friekin, Hardy!"The crowd goes "OOOOOOOhhhhhh"and Edge looks at Bischoff, and holds up 3 fingers, Matt Hardy's little hand gesture that he always did. That was twice as funny as anything Heyman said all night. I think Edge was holding 3 fingers up because Matt Frecking Hardy is three words and not 2. You even saw Edge say "thats 3 words" to Bischoff.
Quote from: Bez on June 15, 2005, 05:03:16 AMQuote from: Trauma on June 14, 2005, 10:11:34 PMI liked several things about the ppv.First, I liked how everybody thinks they were shoot promos. Here's a clue: If they SAY it's a shoot on the show, then it's most definately not a shoot.Second, Paul Heyman's stuff was funny, but I thought Edge was pretty funny too. For instance.Paul Heyman said, I got just two words for ya, "Matt, Friekin, Hardy!"The crowd goes "OOOOOOOhhhhhh"and Edge looks at Bischoff, and holds up 3 fingers, Matt Hardy's little hand gesture that he always did. That was twice as funny as anything Heyman said all night. I think Edge was holding 3 fingers up because Matt Frecking Hardy is three words and not 2. You even saw Edge say "thats 3 words" to Bischoff.Yeah, it was 3 fingers for 3 words definately. He wasn't doing the Matt Hardy sign.And Trauma; they were shoot promos in a sense, they were just allowed to shoot, instead of shooting with out permission. Everything RVD and Heyman said were mostly out of character and had nothing to do with furthering storylines.The early estimates of the show range it anywhere from 300,000 to 800,000 buys. If it's anywhere near 800,000 then that's insane, and would make it the highest drawing non wrestlemania PPV in years, and maybe ever.
Eddie and Benoit sucked. how is that possible?
Watch the PPV back, and look at Edge. They show Heymann say "Matt Friekin' Hardy!" then they show edge look at Bischoff, put out three fingers, they go back to the ring, then back to Edge who's giving the three finger Matt Hardy sign to the camera. Am I the only one who sees the hilarity in Heyman propping Hardy, then fucking up, so Edge uses Hardy's sign to show off with the three fingers in Hardy's sign that he said three words? Surely I'm not more intelligent than EVERYBODY, I know some of you had to have got it. Two jokes at a time is too much for you, eh?