Favourite Simpsons line

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

wutz ur favourite Simpson line or quote?

mine is is that episode from i think lass season where Professor Frink showz Bart and Lisa their future; and durin the episode, Smithers takez an injection that makez him straight, and he goez "i luv BOOOBIEZZ!!" lol

anywho, thas mine, post urz.

[Macaframa]

Barts famous "I didnt do it"

[ωεεźγ ғ]

doh!

[BizzyR.I.P.]

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'" -Homer Simpson

[JMan]

two quotes i can think of are both from ralph wiggum

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" and "Go Banana"

[ecrazy]

"My Mom Thinks Im Cool" - Milhouse
Some dude that lives by me and looks Just like Milhouse said that once and i was ballin laughin, its always been stuck in my head since

[westkoastanostra]

"okally dokally" - ned flanders

[swishaSWEET]

"Flanders gimme some more water, my socks feel dirty" when they were stranded on the raft on the boy scout trip....Homer wanted they're remained fresh water to clean his socks! 

[Don Breezio]

i'm definitely diggin the super nintendo chalmers episode....when ralph said that i was rollin

[JMan]

i'm definitely diggin the super nintendo chalmers episode....when ralph said that i was rollin

yeh, Ralph dropps some memorable lines...

[chronic01]

Lisa in this house we follow the rules of thermodynamics
that line killedme

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

"My cats breathe smells like cat food"

or...

"Close but you're way off"

"did u kno the only natural enemie to a hole is a pile"

[Suga Foot]

I am so smart, S-M-R-T

[westkoastanostra]

"i said shut your stinkin face flanders!!!!" - homer when he saved bart from being baptist and got holy water on his head.....

[Suga Foot]

I just found some funny ones

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"

"Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"

"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)

"I like my beer cold...my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaming."

"Being popular is the most important thing in the world!"

"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight."

"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something."

"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You"

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."

"Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college."

"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."

"Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory."

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

"Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."

"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"

"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

" Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!"

"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."

"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."

"I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them-as is my understanding."

"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."

"I am through with working. Working is for chumps."

"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican."