It's May 26, 2024, 06:26:19 PM
that mother fucka was HUGE!!!! like 20 ft long and shit on tha real. it hurt like a bitch coming out, i was sweating and shit, and on top of it all it burned cause i had ate some hot cheetoes like 4 hours b4 that. and just to top it off i hadnt shitted in like 5 days LMAO so i was constipated....hahahha my whole is sore lololol
Thats how my mom described my birth