''We scare Chelsea, claims Benitez'' Benitez Clowning Chelsea.

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Please God let it be: Juventus vs Liverpool in the 1/8 of final!

 

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Gangs in Chelsea, an area of London once known for attacks with vials of vitriol, are now infamous for punishing ex-gang members by cutting from the corners of their mouths to their ears, extending the gap of the mouth to horrific proportions. Since the ears are normally at least several centimeters higher than the mouth, when done properly the victim's face appears to be smiling like the Cheshire Cat of Alice in Wonderland fame.