RBX ALBUM “HIBERNATION SHIVERS” OUT NOW!!!!
Home
Help
Login
Register
It's May 23, 2024, 08:16:12 AM
Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
Login
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
West Coast Connection Forum
|
Lifestyle
|
Tha G-Spot
(Moderator:
Duck Duck Doggy
) |
Momma Jokes
« previous
next »
Print
Pages: [
1
]
2
3
Go Down
Author
Topic: Momma Jokes (Read 420 times)
PLANT
Stay Gold
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 10388
Thanked: 11 times
Karma: 825
Momma Jokes
«
on:
October 29, 2005, 09:11:19 AM »
Inspired by the thread "sheet"
YO momma soooooo fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld!
add more...
«
Last Edit: October 29, 2005, 09:36:04 AM by PLANT
»
Logged
ToOoOoN!!!
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 3722
Thanked: 2 times
Karma: 469
Re: Fat Momma Jokes
«
Reply #1 on:
October 29, 2005, 09:25:40 AM »
ur momma so fat that u need a gps system to find her pussy
Logged
PLANT
Stay Gold
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 10388
Thanked: 11 times
Karma: 825
Re: Fat Momma Jokes
«
Reply #2 on:
October 29, 2005, 09:34:56 AM »
LOL
Yo momma’s so fat, when God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Logged
Throwback
Guest
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #3 on:
October 29, 2005, 09:39:36 AM »
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Logged
f0n|{sta
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 3401
Thanked: 4 times
Karma: 776
U Cant Fuck With The One Man Band ^^
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #4 on:
October 29, 2005, 09:41:52 AM »
lol my mirc script got alot of em (invision)
heres a few...
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Logged
--- G-Funk...all day everyday ---
PLANT
Stay Gold
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 10388
Thanked: 11 times
Karma: 825
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #5 on:
October 29, 2005, 10:19:01 AM »
LOL
Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
Logged
mrtonguetwista
I Am A
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 4931
Thanked: 1 times
Karma: 761
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #6 on:
October 29, 2005, 10:24:53 AM »
yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican
yo moms so dumb she sold her car for gas money
yo moms sucks so much dick she has "TROJAN" stamped on her gumline
yo moms is like a basketball...she gets bounced from brother to brother
yo moms idea of safe sex is locking the car door
yo moms so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
yo moms so dumb I told her Xmas was right round the corner...she looked and said "I dont see shit"
yo moms so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Logged
PLANT
Stay Gold
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 10388
Thanked: 11 times
Karma: 825
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #7 on:
October 29, 2005, 10:37:56 AM »
Quote from: Pops Twista on October 29, 2005, 10:24:53 AM
yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican
LMFAO!!!!! classic line right there haha
Logged
f0n|{sta
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 3401
Thanked: 4 times
Karma: 776
U Cant Fuck With The One Man Band ^^
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #8 on:
October 29, 2005, 10:49:35 AM »
Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Logged
--- G-Funk...all day everyday ---
Bramsterdam (see ya)
UG HipHop Head
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 3073
Karma: 281
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #9 on:
October 29, 2005, 01:18:30 PM »
yo mamma's so black, she bleeds smoke
yo mamma's so greasy and fat, she sweats crisco
Logged
Uncle Tom
Guest
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #10 on:
October 29, 2005, 01:35:10 PM »
You're mommas so black, she ate her finger thinking it was a tootsie roll.
You're mommas so black, she attends funerals naked
Logged
PLANT
Stay Gold
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 10388
Thanked: 11 times
Karma: 825
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #11 on:
October 29, 2005, 02:03:24 PM »
Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
Logged
f0n|{sta
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 3401
Thanked: 4 times
Karma: 776
U Cant Fuck With The One Man Band ^^
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #12 on:
October 29, 2005, 04:04:26 PM »
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Logged
--- G-Funk...all day everyday ---
Bramsterdam (see ya)
UG HipHop Head
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 3073
Karma: 281
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #13 on:
October 29, 2005, 04:56:08 PM »
hahahaha props!! Im crackin up right now
LMAO
"Yo mama's so black, she attends a funeral naked"
Logged
Kill
Muthafuckin' Don!
Posts: 5859
Karma: 254
Re: Momma Jokes
«
Reply #14 on:
October 29, 2005, 05:37:35 PM »
yo mama´s so dumb she had a son making this thread
Logged
Print
Pages: [
1
]
2
3
Go Up
« previous
next »
West Coast Connection Forum
|
Lifestyle
|
Tha G-Spot
(Moderator:
Duck Duck Doggy
) |
Momma Jokes
There was an error while thanking
Thanking...