Author Topic: King Taco!  (Read 251 times)

E. J. Rizo

King Taco!
« on: November 16, 2005, 05:56:54 PM »
Doesnt get too much better than this 8)

http://www.kingtaco.com





















King Taco has come a long way since 174, when the owners tricked out an old ice cream truck and sold tacos to passerby in East L.A. The food was so good, that they had to open a restaurant six month later.









p.s. searching for king taco i found this...  WTF?...LMAO...this shit is retarded...  http://www.ubersite.com/m/76822


I was on the 60 east bound coming out of down town Los Angeles today. I see a few motorcycle cops
directing traffic, and a bunch of cars going slowly. I yell "Hey, I betcha lunch it's a nigger."
My passenger say's "How can you tell?" After 10 seconds of debate, he agrees. We drive ever so
slowly, black person after black person in each car. Sure there was the occasional whitey here and
there, but there was over 75 cars and 90% was niggers.

We pull up to the limo. We see an old black woman with a bunch of black people around her and they
are just sitting there in the limo. "Ha! We're going to King Taco, bitch." There was nothing my
passenger could say. I pull on to the 710 and exit 3rd street and we're at the greatest taco stand
in all of Los Angeles. I ordered with a smile.

Once lunch was over, he asked me how I knew it was a niggers funeral.

I seen a bright gold 78 Coup De Ville with a 5th wheel package and blingin rims. Right behind that
I seen an old Chevy Suburban and that was a piece of shit, yet it had 22" rims on it. I immeditatly
knew there was niggers insnde.

Any time you see a 70's or 80's Cadillac that isn't lowered with a 5th wheel package on back, it's
a nigger in side. Seen an old hooptie that looks like it's on it's last 500 miles? If it had rims
then they a nigger inside. Brand new Civic, rims stick out 7 inches and are clearly the wrong rim
for the car, there be niggers inside (rims off his old civic). Old Ford Escort with peeling paint?
Yet there is a deep thud of bass, niggaz inside.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2005, 06:19:55 PM by E. J. Rizo »
 

J Bananas

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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2005, 06:04:00 PM »
Imigracion!!!!!!
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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2005, 06:16:31 PM »
King Taco in Frisco.
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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2005, 06:18:55 PM »
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I was on the 60 east bound coming out of down town Los Angeles today. I see a few motorcycle cops
directing traffic, and a bunch of cars going slowly. I yell "Hey, I betcha lunch it's a nigger."
My passenger say's "How can you tell?" After 10 seconds of debate, he agrees. We drive ever so
slowly, black person after black person in each car. Sure there was the occasional whitey here and
there, but there was over 75 cars and 90% was niggers.

We pull up to the limo. We see an old black woman with a bunch of black people around her and they
are just sitting there in the limo. "Ha! We're going to King Taco, bitch." There was nothing my
passenger could say. I pull on to the 710 and exit 3rd street and we're at the greatest taco stand
in all of Los Angeles. I ordered with a smile.

Once lunch was over, he asked me how I knew it was a niggers funeral.

I seen a bright gold 78 Coup De Ville with a 5th wheel package and blingin rims. Right behind that
I seen an old Chevy Suburban and that was a piece of shit, yet it had 22" rims on it. I immeditatly
knew there was niggers insnde.

Any time you see a 70's or 80's Cadillac that isn't lowered with a 5th wheel package on back, it's
a nigger in side. Seen an old hooptie that looks like it's on it's last 500 miles? If it had rims
then they a nigger inside. Brand new Civic, rims stick out 7 inches and are clearly the wrong rim
for the car, there be niggers inside (rims off his old civic). Old Ford Escort with peeling paint?
Yet there is a deep thud of bass, niggaz inside.
WTF I just noticed this. this is the funnniest thing i've ever seen

 

E. J. Rizo

Re: King Taco!
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2005, 06:20:38 PM »
King Taco in Frisco.
If That's The One, That Shit Is Good Shit?
nah they only in the Los Angeles area
 

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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2005, 06:44:21 PM »
Another place I see all the time but haven't hit up yet. I gotsta go now

LOL @ nigger funeral.
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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2005, 06:45:53 PM »
They have the best burrito's and agua orchata's.
 

E. J. Rizo

Re: King Taco!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2005, 06:47:14 PM »
Another place I see all the time but haven't hit up yet. I gotsta go now

LOL @ nigger funeral.
just make sure you dont get that shit mixed up with "TACO KING"... fuck that gay shit.. say it with me now "KING TACO" not "TACO KING"... lol...but hit it up its good shit carne asada burritos are good, tacos are good, sopes are good, and quesadillas are good too... WARNING the red salsa is fuckin hot... im mexican and it gets my nose running and gets me sweating a bit and shit and i love salsa so be warned. get that shit on the side your first time.
 

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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2005, 07:22:06 PM »
Tacos El Gavilan > King Tago 
 

E. J. Rizo

Re: King Taco!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2005, 07:23:59 PM »
Tacos El Gavilan > King Tago 
Marisol's Tacos > Tacos El Gavilan  ;)

taco truck by my pad best tacos that i have ever had in the United States
 

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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2005, 07:24:33 PM »
Another place I see all the time but haven't hit up yet. I gotsta go now

LOL @ nigger funeral.
just make sure you dont get that shit mixed up with "TACO KING"... fuck that gay shit.. say it with me now "KING TACO" not "TACO KING"... lol...but hit it up its good shit carne asada burritos are good, tacos are good, sopes are good, and quesadillas are good too... WARNING the red salsa is fuckin hot... im mexican and it gets my nose running and gets me sweating a bit and shit and i love salsa so be warned. get that shit on the side your first time.

Wrote that shit down.
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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2005, 07:26:04 PM »
Tacos El Gavilan > King Tago 
Marisol's Tacos > Tacos El Gavilan  ;)

taco truck by my pad best tacos that i have ever had in the United States


lol where is it.  I must go 
 

E. J. Rizo

Re: King Taco!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2005, 07:28:14 PM »
Tacos El Gavilan > King Tago 
Marisol's Tacos > Tacos El Gavilan  ;)

taco truck by my pad best tacos that i have ever had in the United States


lol where is it.  I must go 

http://locator.coolmaps.com/bankofthewest/map2.cfm?id=11673

right next to it... there is like 5 taco trucks there so go to the one right next to it its called marisols tacos... trust me BOMB shit... carne asada tacos lengua tacos and carne asada quesadillas are the shit....

tacos are a buck.... quesadillas are 3 bucks... they even got the mexican bottled sodas so they taste better...
 

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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2005, 08:06:00 PM »
Fuck, sometimes i hate living in Canada  >:(
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Re: King Taco!
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2005, 08:09:22 PM »
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