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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Jaydc555 on September 26, 2009, 11:21:09 PM

Title: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 26, 2009, 11:21:09 PM
I'm jusy waiting for the next phase of auto tune...when rappers break out those old speaks and spells from back in the day with the demonic robotic voices.you will see fisher price publishing on the linear notes one day mark my words

God your pretty uptight for someone that's so loose

I've never been tested I just fuck a girl with no condom then tell her I've never been tested so she goes and gets tested.

Brocolli and cauliflower are the worst!I farted once while getting hed I was just so relaxed and it just sort of happened.


*takes shoe off and begins hitting floydness with it while nik cries like a little bitch in the corner then picks up the wad of money that falls out of my shoe when I smack his bitch up

Not as predictable as your mummy she always wants my nut in her face

Are you a guy?because under no circumstance ever should a man mention say the phrase I'm about to know what a big dick in my throat feels like.

My mums dead you fucking asshole.or at least that's what I Tell girls at parties to get an easy blow job

*places a diamond inside his walk in oven and waits for nik to walk by

Floydness if someone wanted a taste of you they can eat an expired can of anchovies

I spray painted my crowbar and duct tape green for my rape kit
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 26, 2009, 11:29:21 PM
Besides how could I be a Nazi I'm part Jewish.not genetically but like to barter and pay the lowest price possible

Don't say 12 you'll get bez excited

I think you two should make out while I video tape....its funny the first time I noticed you floydness and decided I was going to piss on your rainbow every chance I got was when you made that thread about queen and why she takes so much shit on this board.I was like hmm let's see how much shit floydness will take.I mean you already take that Jews dick so your used to taking jokes
I only masturbate while watching the passion of the Christ

Looks tighter then a nuns cunt

I treat stds like pokemon.gotta catch em all!!

If you were 6 inches shorter and 50 pounds lighter I would rape you

Igangsta sounds like an apple program looney would make.

I had a gay imaginary friend for a day then I had an imaginary hate crime.

Floydness I know that your thinking hey maybe if I suck this Jews small dick long enough (the only big thing on a Jew is his nose because air is free) that he will cut you off a piece of that trust fund his parents gave him from their diamonds business.but theirs one fatal flaw in your plan.he's a Jew.you aren't getting anything.

Your an attention whore minus the attention




Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 26, 2009, 11:37:52 PM
Snoop could literally fart over a beat for two minutes and long beach iz active would still love it

Anybody who snorts xanax deserves to be thrown into a wood chipper in front of his family

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5512   Socialistic / Tha G-Spot / Re: new guy here  on: March 23, 2009, 07:17:07 PM 
Shut your ugly Jew ass up floydness go shove a glow rod up your twat and go back to writing poetry about how beautiful the world is while your high on e being fucked by 8 guys

*punches floydness out.fight over.

Sorry if I fucked up your nose you can just put this potatoe on your face that's about the same size right?

*turns on simply the best by tuna Turner and struts around the ring

Floydness has print outs of all my posts pasted around her room

Go play in an oven so I can make you into a lamp.at least then you could be bright

You guys lil Kim'd my thread I don't even recognize it anymore

I think if you took the best tracks from dogg chit cali iz active and dillinger and gotti 2 you would still have a mediocre album

What's your feeling on home abortions and what's the best method?rusty coat hanger?drop kick from the top of the fire escape?impreganting floydness because everything inside her is dead?

Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 26, 2009, 11:39:37 PM
I only masturbate while watching the passion of the Christ
whew! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 26, 2009, 11:44:33 PM
Really?women are so easy to murder though its like stabbing fish in a vagina...wait is that right?

Everytime
 my porch starts smelling from all the whore bodies I just move.usually I find a black guy to move in to the place so they get arrested no questions asked

I love everyone in a non queer way.except floydness I'd like to donkey punch her all night


God why don't you relax floydness stop taking everything to heart.go listen to some fish records and calm yourself.I must have touched a nerve.that must have been awkward when you caught nik doing that.did you play the helpless white girl and he played kobe the rapist right after?*whispers something to sikotic then points and laughs at floydness

And last time I checked your not black floydness so why are you using that word?your not black your just a spoiled Jew with a spoiled Jew bf who will never be black either no matter how much black face he wears while masturbating to clips of kobe Bryant set to the tune of r kelly I believe I can fly

God I want to rip out your fallopian tubes and use them as tinsil for my tree.yeah that's right my Christmas tree!

Well I'm not in jail so I'm not black.I'm not mugging someone so I'm not Mexican.I don't have a huge nose so I'm not Jewish.I don't smell bad so I'm not east Indian.I don't sniff gas out of garbage bags so I'm not Indian.I don't have a small dick so I'm not Asian.

I once felt bad for another living thing.but then I realized I didn't so I kept raping her to the tune of its not easy being green

I would murder you and eat you floydness.though your giant nose would probably fill me up then I'd just throw the rest of you away because I'm wastefull
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 27, 2009, 12:01:56 AM
People on dubcc are like herpes.they all come back even though nobody likes them.

That would go well with my jacket that reads Jesus died for our sins.if I don't sin he died for nothing.

I am the solution to all lifes problems.Need a friend?ill come by with some hookers and blow.gf pregnant?ill come by with a plunger and some draino.Need some money?I know a Jewish guy named nik we can rob.

I'm pretty sure he says thou shalt snortheth coketh off thy Harletts rump somewhere in exodus


I'm not a pedophile I'm a talent scout

I treat everyone equally that's why I beat up retards and women.and one day a retarded woman.what a score that was.after chris browning her I fucked her until she thought had feelings in her legs but then she started banging her head against the wall screaming for apple juice so I donkey punched her and broke the fuck out.

Seriously?this could the gayest thread ever made.I don't know about you sometimes ag.I get the feeling smash and you have at least jerked off in front of eachother.

I hate all of you equally so I can't really say least.that's like sikotic having to choose between fucking Rosie o donnel or Suzanne sommers its too hard.

I am the greatest thing since assless chaps.

Floydness talking to you always reminds me to trim my pubic hair.

What are you doing online looney I thought you would seeing fast and furious over and over again right now.

Lol dude I've seen your pic I would one punch you easily.I'd just throw my fist in the air and as long as I'm within ten feet hit would hit your nose.then when your passed out ag and his homeys can run a train on you

I'm going to have to go with nik.not because I have anything against him.well other then the fact I'm pretty sure he would swallow kobes man gravy on,on site.but just because I think it would probably effect him deeply and would depress him in his every day life.Which he then would start posting on floydness account and then she gets banned too.That would be a grand day.Just some thoughts.

Bez is proof that some men were born to be uncles
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 27, 2009, 12:05:51 AM
Your giving props to a rich Jew with a maid who jerks it to kobe while his fat hippy gf pops pills and listens to anything but rap but yet posts on a rap forum while shoving glow rods in each orifice in her body well except her mouth which judging by the picture she just opens her mouth at the end of the George foremen grill and gives that grease a good home.what was I talking about again?oh yeah your gay.so do you go down on a chick after he fucks a girl then vice versa?that's fucked up dude what's next are you going to stick an open can of tuna under your crotch while you work out then eat it to simulate that flavour smash left for you?

The crack head I met on the street today trying to burn his clothes so he could fly seemed pretted open minded.I guess he must believe in god.

I would like to see All Dr dre stans tied up and then the detox masters burned in front of him.then as an a final insult banned from this forum.


Woah woah woah let's get this thread back on topic.floydness you what it would look like if a hot chick was skinned and then lard was poured into the skin filling it out.

Somebody needs to do little nikky a favour and take his pic and photoshop it so he's fucking kobe.he could print out a poster board and put it on floydness stomach during sex.

Some people find satisfaction in doing good deeds.I get satisfaction in fucking a bitch then giving her bus fare in pennies and kicking her out.
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Lunatic on September 27, 2009, 12:20:21 AM
lol, classic
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Kool Beenz on September 27, 2009, 12:48:58 AM
LMAO there are classics in there
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Elano on September 27, 2009, 02:04:10 AM
GAYDC PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Nutty on September 27, 2009, 02:09:51 AM
Some cold lines in there, lol.
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: universe on September 27, 2009, 02:34:13 AM
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2839/cornyg.jpg)


WACK

YOUR SO CALLED CLASSIC QUOTES SPAN 2 WEEKS.

SIKOTIC GOT QUOTES FOR 8 YEARS.
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Elano on September 27, 2009, 02:39:02 AM
the only classic quotes are the ones about his low life parents and how many times he has stolen the food for them  :D
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on September 27, 2009, 02:47:09 AM
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2839/cornyg.jpg)


WACK

YOUR SO CALLED CLASSIC QUOTES SPAN 2 WEEKS.

SIKOTIC GOT QUOTES FOR 8 YEARS.

i wouldnt trust this bitch near my cock.  look what she did to the corn!! ouch.
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 27, 2009, 10:10:39 AM
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2839/cornyg.jpg)


WACK

YOUR SO CALLED CLASSIC QUOTES SPAN 2 WEEKS.

SIKOTIC GOT QUOTES FOR 8 YEARS.


Coming from the guy who got stuck with the black brain but the asian dick


And I have quotes for 10months.The amount of time Ive been here.If I had been here for 8 years Id have 8 years worth of quotes.
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: ikke on September 27, 2009, 10:55:47 AM
jay is just a bit arrogant and maybe even a little bit narcist.

He just started going threw his old post and thought everyting was brilliant.

Nothing wrong with a bit of egotism
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Jaydc555 on September 27, 2009, 10:56:54 AM
Agreed.
But it is brilliant. ;)
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: westsiderider323 on September 27, 2009, 11:32:51 AM
lmfao holy fuckin shit i havnt laughed this hard since idk when
if u hate jaydc then u must b some kinda retard
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 30, 2009, 12:01:25 PM
^anyone can be funny if they try as hard as jaydc...i mean, dear god, dude went through a list of his own quotes to post the classic ones LMAO
Title: Re: Classic Jaydc Quotes Vol.1
Post by: ikke on September 30, 2009, 12:02:36 PM
^anyone can be funny if they try as hard as jaydc...i mean, dear god, dude went through a list of his own quotes to post the classic ones LMAO
You are the exeption to this rule?