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Trauma-san

Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2004, 08:45:23 PM »
Oh, and "Good Morning".  Doesn't make any sense.  It doesn't make any sense as a greeting "Have a good morning" isn't any way to say "Hi" to somebody, but yet we do it all the fucking time.  
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Don Breezio

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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2004, 09:35:57 PM »
my favorite one of all time...

"Can I Ask You A Question?"...umm....no.
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JTSimon

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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2004, 05:19:28 AM »
free post  ;D

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Skindiana bon3z

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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2004, 11:44:10 AM »
Me:  What time is it?

someone else:  Time for you to get a watch  

or if someone is looking for something that they lost....you ask if they found it...

"yeah, and it was in the last place I looked"


I sure hope so... ::)
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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2004, 12:02:55 PM »
Quote from: I Just Wasn't Made For These Times on March 29, 2004, 08:42:57 PM

"Hey Bob, how's it going"

"Good, how are you?"

"Good"

It's never true, but if Bob went "Man, my back hurts, breakfast was pretty good today, but I think i'm going to have to work late.  Mary's got a doctors appointment, and Jamie's having all kids of trouble in her math class"

You'd think he was crazy.  We ask people how they are, but don't really give a shit.  

Hahaha, exactly! I thought I was the only one on this earth with that point of view ;D
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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2004, 12:07:15 PM »
People always point at their watches when they ask the time.
Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?





....I got that from a site a long time ago lol
« Last Edit: March 30, 2004, 12:08:27 PM by D.R. The Converse Superstar (D-Metro) »
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Skindiana bon3z

Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2004, 12:32:41 PM »
oh, here's another one...

you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...

They then say...and I quote....

"Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"

yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money.... ::)
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Don Breezio

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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2004, 01:34:03 PM »
Quote from: D.R. The Converse Superstar (D-Metro) on March 30, 2004, 12:07:15 PM
People always point at their watches when they ask the time.
Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?





....I got that from a site a long time ago lol


yeah i think that was part of an old stand up routine by andrew dice clay (if i remember correctly)...i laughed my ass off the first time i heard that.
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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2004, 02:08:28 PM »
Quote from: I Poke Badgers With Spoons on March 30, 2004, 01:34:03 PM
Quote from: D.R. The Converse Superstar (D-Metro) on March 30, 2004, 12:07:15 PM
People always point at their watches when they ask the time.
Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?





....I got that from a site a long time ago lol


yeah i think that was part of an old stand up routine by andrew dice clay (if i remember correctly)...i laughed my ass off the first time i heard that.

LOL!
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2004, 02:48:33 PM »
Quote from: Krimson on March 30, 2004, 12:32:41 PM
oh, here's another one...

you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...

They then say...and I quote....

"Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"

yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money.... ::)



You must have a retarded family, because I've never known anyone who claimed someone "jacked their remote"...
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Skindiana bon3z

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« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2004, 03:13:36 PM »
Quote from: Now_I_Know on March 30, 2004, 02:48:33 PM
Quote from: Krimson on March 30, 2004, 12:32:41 PM
oh, here's another one...

you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...

They then say...and I quote....

"Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"

yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money.... ::)



You must have a retarded family, because I've never known anyone who claimed someone "jacked their remote"...

I don't mean my parents.....I meant like siblings or friends when they come over....not my entire family LMAO...
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Trauma-san

Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2004, 09:06:10 PM »
Another one is the cussing we normally use.  Most of it doesnt' even make sense.  


"Where the FUCK is it?"  

So, you're really saying, i guess "Where the sex is it?"

Doesn't make any sense, but it sounds right.  I think we just pepper them in because it draws attention to the question and is kind of used as a modifyer for the subject, to make it more important.

"Beats the Hell Out Of Me"

?  Huh?  Is there Hell in Me?  And how do you beat it out?

"What The Hell?"

? I have no idea what that means.

I mean, "Hell if I know" makes sense, becuase you're basically saying "Send me to hell if I know the answer".  That one makes sense.  

"God D****T"... that makes perfect sense, you're telling God to damn something.  The reason this one is so taboo to people, (I won't even say it, I get chills up my back if I do), is because it's as if you're literally telling the Lord to do something.  To me, this is absolutely the worst curse word out there

Most curse words we use in sentences though don't even make any sense.  
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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2004, 11:26:32 PM »
Quote from: I Just Wasn't Made For These Times on March 30, 2004, 09:06:10 PM
"Where the FUCK is it?"  

So, you're really saying, i guess "Where the sex is it?"

Doesn't make any sense, but it sounds right.  I think we just pepper them in because it draws attention to the question and is kind of used as a modifyer for the subject, to make it more important.

fuck:

verb
inflected forms: fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
verb
tr. 1. 2 have sexual intercourse with. 2. 2 take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3. a signal of angry dismissal.
verb
intr. 1. 2 engage in sexual intercourse. 2. 2 act wastefully or foolishly. 3. 2 interfere; meddle. often used with with.
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Don Dolla

Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2004, 09:54:40 AM »
stupidist line i ever heard was..

Dr Phil: "Sometimes its hard to see your own face, without a mirror."

^ idiot. and his a doctor.. how does that work?
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Re:Stupid Things People Say On An Everyday Basis
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2004, 11:39:06 AM »
"where did u loose it?"
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