It's May 13, 2024, 01:15:44 AM
Ok.....I know I did this topic bout 6 months ago....but since there are alot of new folks here....maybe they can input.But just the other day I was at Wendys and the cashier chick jus slams my change down in my hand, coins fly everywhere...I said bitch...you lucky I'm on probabtion or this napkin dispenser would be upside your head.
I hate it when every fuckin person from young to old has asked me do you play football!Man if Icould get away with murder,i'd have a few dead bodys stacked in my bedroom closet right about now!
Oh, since you mentioned seeing a woman from behind... I have bad eyes so I see girls that look good, I can't tell if they're 12 or 35. Seriously, from a distance, you can't tell. You have to walk up and start talking to them before you can figure out if it's alright to check them out. LOL.
OH! ANOTHER ONE. Yall gonna love me for these.I hate when you're at a gas station or somewhere public, using the bathroom. Then, some dumbass comes up and knocks on the fucking door. Motherfucker. It's locked. What does that mean? You knocked. What the fuck do you want me to do? Do you think I'm going to say "Who is it?" or am I going to answer the door with my pants down around my ankles and say "May I help you?" what the fuck. ITS LOCKED. GET THE FUCKING PICTURE, it's pretty easy. Door Locked - somebody's in there. Door unlocked - it's all yours! How simple is that? I can't believe motherfuckers knock.