The "yo mama" thread

[Da WCC Hopar!]

yo mama is so stupid, she tried to buy a couple black people with her mastercard

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!



yo mamas so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

yo mama so ugly she was dumped by krondon

rofl!!! props

Yo mama like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it

[QuietTruth]

Yo mama like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it

LMAO!

[-VZA-]

yo mama is so fat... even God couldn't lift her spirits.

[coola]

yo mamas so stupid her IQ is 5 !!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show.

i think weed has affected your short-term memory.

WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?

you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.

I know, fool, it's just that people ignored it...I'll keep repeating it too.


This belongs in "Sports and Entertainment", where it was originally posted.

[rik]

Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

yo mamas so ugly she scares blind children

[coola]

LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show.

i think weed has affected your short-term memory.

WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?

you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.

I know, fool, it's just that people ignored it...I'll keep repeating it too.


This belongs in "Sports and Entertainment", where it was originally posted.

people ignored it because no-one cares.. man it's pretty funny how defensive and picky you get

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL. This is in the wrong section, the basis of this thread was to imitate an MTV show.

i think weed has affected your short-term memory.

WTF are you saying? Is there any reason for your life?

you reapeated yourself twice in one thread.

I know, fool, it's just that people ignored it...I'll keep repeating it too.


This belongs in "Sports and Entertainment", where it was originally posted.

people ignored it because no-one cares.. man it's pretty funny how defensive and picky you get

Defensive and picky? I'm just pointing something out, dickhead...

[QCDutch]

Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window, people thought she was mooning them
Yo mamma so ugly, when she walked down the street, she got arrested for indecent exposure
Yo mamma so stupid, when people asked why she was walking around with one tittie out her blouse, she yelled 'shit, left the baby on the bus again'
Yo mamma so fat, when she's at the beach, people try to roll her back in the ocean
Yo mamma so fat, the Great Wall Of China is no longer the only thing you can see from the moon

[Da WCC Hopar!]

Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window, people thought she was mooning them
Yo mamma so ugly, when she walked down the street, she got arrested for indecent exposure
Yo mamma so stupid, when people asked why she was walking around with one tittie out her blouse, she yelled 'shit, left the baby on the bus again'
Yo mamma so fat, when she's at the beach, people try to roll her back in the ocean
Yo mamma so fat, the Great Wall Of China is no longer the only thing you can see from the moon

LOL but is it me or do these sound like facts lol

[Big BpG]

Here are a few originals me and a friend made up, yesterday at work. We wrote them down, here ya go.

"Your mama's so nasty, when she jumps in the pool, it flushes"
"Your mama's so nasty, when she jump in the lake.......fish die!"
"Your mama's so nasty, when she farts.... birds fall from the sky"
"Your mama's so mexican, when she goes to buy fruit, she has to pick them"
"Your mama's so fat, when she went to the border, illegal immigrants had to climb in her mouth and walk out her ass to get to america."
"Your mama's so african, when I took her hunting, she brought a straw and a dart"
"Your mama's so colombian, when It snowed, she ran outside with a mirror and a razor"
"Your mama's so asian, when I gave her my car keys, she said she didn't know how to drive"
"Your house is so small, your mama had to leave to let the sun in"
"Your mama's like a tennis ball, she loves to get hit between two men"

[Floydness]

your mamas so fat and stupid she thinks oral pleasure is eating at mc donalds. (just made that up.. )

[Floydness]

your mamas so dark she went to night school and got marked absent