Shoot me, ima spit racist jokes

[Doggystylin]

Why dont jew's name their daughters Sue?
Sue is a verb to jews

who was the greatest jewish chef?
hitler

how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays

*Why are there garbage cans at white weddings?
-To keep the flies off of the bride.

*Why is the Cracker's ass so flat?
-Because he brother's pecker is so little.



-A pregnant Italian woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma, asleep for nearly six months.

When she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother from Sicily came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name, guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."




-Q: What's the name of a brown guy standing on one leg?
A: Balan Singh


Q. What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
A. Get off me homes!

Q.Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?
A. so they have somethin to unrap

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender goes, "Wow where did you get that." the parrot responds, "In Africa, There's millions of them!."

[.:R-E-L:.]

how do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 15 in the ashtrays

:-/  ...and 2 tha rest (of tha Jew ones)..... :-/ :-/

[E. J. Rizo]

those mexican ones are funny as hell

[Tha_Reverend]

LOL.  Those are good.


I got one.


What is tha difference between a Pizza and a Jew?













Pizzas don't scream when they are put in tha oven.






-Tha Rev

[Sikotic™]

damn the jewish/ashtray one was cold as fuck lol

the parrot one was funny as hell too

[ROCCY]

Damn Reverand thats old, and that jewish ashtray one was cold, but everything but funny..peace

[Tha_Reverend]

yeah, I knew that was old.  But that Ashtray one is just as old.  So I thought what the hell.





-Tha Rev

[DreSnoop00]

LOL tight
i got some, kinda old tho

Q. why do mexicans refry their beans?
A. have u ever seen a mexican do anything right the first time?

Q. What do u call a school bus full of black people?
A. A rotten banana

What do u call 10 mexicans under water?...pollution
....but what do u call 10 million mexicans under water? ...solution

[HBKid_Jr]

what is tha cuban national anthem?

row row row your boat

what does it say on tha bottom of soda cans in poland?

open other end

how did tha germans take over poland in 28 days?

they marched in backwards an tha tha polish thought they were leaving

whats black,  white,  blue,  green,  red,  an yellow?

its my nigger an i'll paint him any color i want

How do u get a one armed pollock hangin from a tree down?

wave 2 him

Did u hear what happend to tha 2 polish boys?

there dad wanted a watery grave an they drowned tryin to dig it

[Tha_Reverend]

here's one.  may be old, but who cares.


How do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece?


..........Wit a Crowbar.   lol.






-Tha Rev

[Sikotic™]

row row your boat damn LMAO

[ToNe1904]

Damn, summa that shit was pretty fuked up...but then again, Doggy iz a pretty fuked up person so...lol

How come therez no Mexican Olympic team?
~Cus all tha ones that can run, jump, and swim...are already here.

Whats the difference frum a dog being hit by a car, and a Middle Easterner bein hit by a car?
~Theres skid marks in front of tha dog

What do u call a bus fulla white people?
~A twinkie


cant think of anything else...fukit...

yall racist muhafuckaz. LOL

[S.G.V.]

all of them had me rolling

[bez]

lolololololololololololol

[bLaDe]

-Q: What's the name of a brown guy standing on one leg?
A: Balan Singh


Q. What did the mexican say when the house fell on him
A. Get off me homes!

Q.Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?
A. so they have somethin to unrap

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender goes, "Wow where did you get that." the parrot responds, "In Africa, There's millions of them!."

LMAO

 -{bLaDe}