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You: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM
You: SCARED TO TALK
Stranger: i look like so?you son of bitch
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[Paul]

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You: I have been waiting here for 3 hours on you! We were supposed to have a meal with my parents tonight but no!!! You stay out all day at the bar again, you waltz in here DRUNK, and all you can say is hi?
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[jeromechickenbone]

Stranger: Let's kiss eachother (im a boy)
You: lets get it on then (im a tranny)
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weirdos....

lmao

[El the Self Image]

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You: I ate your dog....
Stranger: Where are you from
You: well, if I ate your dog, I must be somwhere in your area right?
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[El the Self Image]

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You: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Stranger: I think 94
You: 68, you loose
You: give me all your money!
Stranger: suck dick
Stranger: COCK
Stranger: BIG
Stranger: SUCK!
You: you first, tell me how my dick taste Kobe!
Stranger: you first, tell me how my dick taste Kobe!
You: lame...
Stranger: lame...
You: ◘◘◘◘
Stranger: ◘◘◘◘
Stranger:  huy pizda lalalalala
Stranger: хуй пизда лалаллала
You: <A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/imapld">Click this</A>
You: lol, no html in here huh.... that sucks ass...
You: you probably suck ass too don't you???
You: fucken dingleberry muncher
You: fucken back lot player!!
You: Dook shoot diver!
Stranger:  Dook shoot diver!
Stranger: doy u want my photo ?
You: depends, are you a dook shoot diver?
Stranger: http://www.go2convert.com/processed/1244404517401.jpg
You: answer the question, YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: RESPECT MY CONGLOMERATE BITCH!!!
Stranger: I fucked you tonight
Stranger: dicksucker
You: IT'S THE DAY TIME DUMB ASS
You: YOU EATHIOPIAN SHIT EATER

[El the Self Image]

LOL.... I'm gettin addicted to this shit....



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You: booty do!
Stranger: what
You: Bet yo stomach stick out more than yo booty do!
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[QuietTruth]

So like an idiot I do this shit last night when I was bored and meet some nigga in a group called Drumfish and he's giving Youtube links and Amazon links http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=Drumfish&x=0&y=0 so now I gotta pick out a song I'm feeling so I don't be rude and I'm like I'm feeling this 'Trigger' song here and he tells me the song was about a horse, so I listen to that snippet now and laugh my ass off. Shit's funny to me. Son was cool though. He tellin' me he works for winamp and got his own technology company, I'm sitting here thinking the whole time, what is this successful nigga doin' on this dumb child-like site and why the fuck do I listen to Kain..lol.       

[J Bananas]

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You: Good afternoon
Stranger: hi !
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: 17/f/Brasil
Stranger: and you ?
You: 18/M/LA
You: I like Brasil. I heard they don't like French airliners though.
Stranger: yes, was a great tragedy
You: Indeed.
You: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4791/1109696.jpg
You: Would you say I'm the bad boy or model type, judging by my pic? (I'm on the right)
Stranger: I have to go . Bye !
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[Moe]

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You: two dipshits just hung up on me
Stranger: howdy stranger
Stranger: GOD YOURE SO FUNNY
You: hey, you stole my line.
Stranger: thanks
You: im not funny
Stranger: you too
Stranger: ho hum
Stranger: boring
You: hollow rd?
Stranger: yep
You: cool
You:
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i like this kind of fun
You: i dont.
Stranger: do you have a spatula?
You: but it beats sleeping
You: in my cupboard
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: lets be bffs
You: deal
Stranger: but first
Stranger: you must pass the test
You: ok. whats the test
Stranger: are you willing to endure the hardships of The Test
You: sure
Stranger: Q1.
Stranger: how long is Gene Simmons' tongue
You: long enought to lick his adams apple
You: next question
Stranger: Q2. What George Bush's eldest daughter's name
You: 1 or 2?
You: GHWB or GWB?
Stranger: GWB
You: barb
You: ra
Stranger: Q3. Who is Canada's Prime Minister
You: who cares?
You: nect quesition
Stranger: I CARE
Stranger: FAIL
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[Moe]

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Stranger: hi
You: some guy got all uppity when i told him i didnt care who candas prime minister was.
You: are you canadian?
Stranger: no i am chinese
You: good let me get some fireworks.
You: and some baby girls to adopt
Stranger: you are canadian?
You: fuck no
You: im from austrailia
You: my names clint dogg
You: you may have heard of me
You: i was caught with child porn
You: and i went to jail b/c m real like that
You: *im
Stranger: my English is not welll
You: i can tell
You: do you use babblefish?
You: are you a communist?
Stranger: "communist" this what means
You: do you support communism?
Stranger: i do not know it
You: are you from china?
Stranger: yes
You: hum..
Stranger: how do you know that
You: know what?
Stranger: i am from china
You: i asked and you asid yes.
You: *said
You: also, you asid you were chinese
Stranger: sorry , i forget
You: do you work in a factory?
Stranger: no ,i am a student
Stranger: what about you
You: im the baddest dj in the whole of austraila
Stranger: baddest? why
You: http://www.myspace.com/CStyleRecords
You: you better recognize
You: because i posess child pornography
Stranger: but ,i think you are the best ,please believe in yourself
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: i am 17 year old girl
You: do you have myspace?
Stranger: yes
You: if so send some naked pictures to http://www.myspace.com/CStyleRecords and then tell the austrailian federal police that you did.
You: help a brother out so i can go to jail and get it in my pooper
Stranger: sorry ,please tell more easilier english words ,i do not understand
You: so i can get rapped in prison
Stranger: rapped this can you explain
You: i can get sex in my butt hole against my will
You: im sorry it is spelled raped
Stranger: i don't know too
Stranger: can you speak chinese
You: only when im drunk
Stranger: goodbye i will have lunch
You: enjoy
Stranger: me too
You: that is selfish
Stranger: bye
You: dont forget my fireworks
You: and babies

[Moe]

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Stranger: yo
You: yo yo plan eleven extension
Stranger: ya shut up
You: ok
Stranger: were ya from
You: st louis
Stranger: fag
Stranger: canada it up
You: i know
Stranger: get a hockey team
You: no fuck canada
Stranger: ya
Stranger: talk shit
Stranger: get knocked
You: and its prime minister
Stranger: k shut up
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[Big B]

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You: what do you want?
Stranger: women
You: good
You: i am not one
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[Big B]

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You: where were you on monday may 25th 2009 at 2303?
Stranger: Not your business
You: anwser the question asked.
You: we have 2 people dead. do you want that on you concious?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Iam ready
You: i can put you away for 25 years with no parole.
You: now, where were you on monday may 25th 2009 at 2303?
Stranger: Please don't
Stranger: Iam haking now
Stranger: Shaking
You: what? do you want your lawyer now? well he cant help you.
Stranger: What are you talking about
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: freak
You: i have 5 eye witnesses that say they saw you walk into that burger king and shoot those 5 people.
You: 3 of them are still in the hospital
You: if you talk now we might be able to get you off in 8 years with 10 years probation.
You: who were your accomplices?
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[Moe]

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Stranger: i'm a gangster, BITCH!
Stranger: how about you?
You: im not.
You:
Stranger: what's up
You: i wanted to know if life all about fast cars and cussing each other?
Stranger: no, not really
You: that bitch lied to me.
You: now i dont know whats right or real anymore
Stranger: life is about having fun, not living to other people's standards
You: im being taken over by the fear.
Stranger: the fear that robots will rule the world in the not so far away future?
You: i want to be rich and have lots of money.
You: i dont care about clever or funny.
Stranger: so do i
You: i also want loads of clothes and fuck loads of diamonds
Stranger: me too
Stranger: one of my biggest dreams, mainly clothes though
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl?
You: is life about film stars and not mothers?
You: it doesnt matter cuz im packing plastic.
You: its what makes my life so fucking fantastic
Stranger: wow
You: sometimes i call myself a weapon of mass consumption
You: its really not my fault, its just how ive been programed to function
Stranger: oh god, robot DEATHRAY! RUNNNNNNNN
You: im not a saint, but im not a sinner.
Stranger: same here
You: although everything will be alright as long as i keep getting thinner.
Stranger: what, are you anorexic?
You: no, im just killing themn on my own little mission
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: may i join?
You: it wouldnt be my own litle mission then.
Stranger: it would be OUR own little mission
Stranger: and then 2's a crowd, 3's a party
You: ill be panco villa you can be rodolfo fierro
Stranger: i wanna be tony montanna though
You: no, hes a coke head.
You: we dont want low lifes like that on our team
Stranger: but a cool coke head
Stranger: but he's rich
Stranger: R-I-C-H, RICH
You: he can finance the expidition but he is not invited along.
Stranger: yay, i'm a financier
You: when i look in the sun then into the mirror i get the impression that we are on to a winner
Stranger: wow, you too?
You: yeah buddy
Stranger: small world
You: tell me about it.
You: i still dont know what s right or real yet.
You: and im still being taken over by the fear.
Stranger: the only thing that is right is what you believe, and nothing else matters
You: oh my god.
You: i cant believe it.
Stranger: well.... believe it
You: ive never been this far away from home
Stranger: do you like bacon?

You: of course
You: what do you think im some no good jawa?
Stranger: jawa? never heard of it but i guess not
You: is originally from star wars but was said by eric cartman in south park as a derogatory term of muslims
Stranger: ohhh, i wouldn't doubt it if cartman said that.
You: word.
Stranger: dogg
You: im driftin apart like techtonic plates.
Stranger: i'm driftin apart like...
You: i wish i was a million milesfrom here. somewhere more familiar
Stranger: george bush and his jedi-ness
Stranger: where are you at?
You: im working in a shop with my name tag on
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: hah
Stranger: you hate your job??
You: is time on your side? its the most beautiful thing you could ever spend
Stranger: yep, watchin tv right now
You: i didnt see you not looking when i messed up.
You: did you settle down in your early 20s?
You: or in the early 20's?
Stranger: yep
You: which one
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i settle down in the early 20's in the 20's
You: im going to come back stronger than a powered up apc man.,
You: *pac
Stranger: i killed 10 million nazis with my bare hands
You: great ruins make for greater glory.
You: ever play nazi yahtzee?
Stranger: YAHTZEE!
You: its soooo much fun
You: http://secretnaziyahtzee.ytmnd.com/
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'll have to check that out
You: you should,
Stranger: i am
You: the only thing growing is our history.
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: http://explosm.net/comics/1296/
You: i lol'd
Stranger: no doubt at all
Stranger: what happens
You: in life?
You: death happens
You: in death?
You: nothing
Stranger: really?
You: would i lie to you?
You: theres a new super heavy element set to enter the periodic table
Stranger: i guess not
You: its 22 times heaver than hydrogen
You: *227
Stranger: *gasp* Metallica!?
You: no, but it should be named after metallica
Stranger: lol at that comic
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[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you today?
Stranger: im good
You: thats good.
You: and your family?
Stranger: my family is fine as well
You: good..good.
You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: .....depends
You: on?
Stranger: if u r a male or female
You: 100% male.
You: no homo.
Stranger: n where u from
You: LA
You: u?
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You: HI
You: where u frm?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: usa
You: AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!
Stranger: lol
You: what part?
Stranger: illinois
You: do you know mr. chi city?
Stranger: guessing your from america?
You: cali born n raised
Stranger: yeh i know chi city
Stranger: i want to go to cali
Stranger: for the girls and clubs
Stranger: and the nice weather
You: hell yeah.
You: and the weed, and the beach, and the..everythang!!
You: ive heard good things about illinois tho...
You: i wanna hit up a cubs game and throw shit at the players.
You: one of my life long dreams.
You: god i hate the cubs.
You: matter of fact, fuck you.
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You: im great, ty for asking.
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Stranger: hi'
You: HELLO.
Stranger: asl
You: ARE YOU A WIERD-O?
Stranger: u first
You: i dont fucks wit wierd-os.
Stranger: f or m?
You: does that matter? we are all one energy...to try to categorize one as 'male' or 'female' doesnt make sense in this crazy world of ours.
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You: hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/m/neverland ranch
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