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Floydness

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my friend Kyle..
« on: September 13, 2009, 04:57:31 PM »
is this black guy, hes pretty fat, and has glasses.. he always has new girls that he meets off craigslist (LOL) and  always seems to have a new gf each time I talk to him.. So me and him were talking on the phone and he sent me a pic of this chick hes fucking and shes really cute, keep in mind hes fat with glasses.. So im likeee "kyle what is it iwith u and all these chicks? do u have like an 8 inch dick or something??" hes like "natalie I swear, my dick is not even 3 inches long, its what I do to them.. I put so much time, effort and energy into making them feel amazing" so I told him I didnt believe him and he sent me a picture of this rock hard 2 inch dick that looked like a purple pig hoove lmaoooo.. just thought id share this gay story with u guys..

































































































































 
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K.Dub

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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 06:12:26 PM »
Ey, I want my 25 seconds of reading this back.
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acgrundy

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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 06:49:43 PM »
u really need new friends
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Al Bundy

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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 07:02:55 PM »
why did you think we would give a shit?
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 07:03:53 PM »
This is a pointless thread. Of course he has to find whores on Craig's List and spend so much time on making them feel amazing: he's a fat nerdy black guy with a little cock. Any half-a-fag can get a girl with minimal effort if they've got personality.

Case closed.
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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2009, 07:04:43 PM »
que paso aqui?
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Muhfukka

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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 07:11:48 PM »
damnit fatalie your purpose here is to be abused constantly not to tell some gay half assed story about your friends 2 inch dick
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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 07:46:31 PM »
well theres 20 seconds of my life i aint getting bacc
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Sikotic™

Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 07:58:15 PM »
Quote from: C-BLUE on September 13, 2009, 07:46:31 PM
well theres 20 seconds of my life i aint getting bacc
I lost 40 seconds because I read it over once more just to make sure I didn't read wrong. Fuck.
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Jaydc555

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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2009, 07:59:53 PM »
Was this fat nerdy black guy actually a tall skinny jew?
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Kool Beenz

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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2009, 09:39:42 PM »
WTF?
Floyd wtf?

like im speechless... WTF?


no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???





LMAO.... for real like WTF?
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Sikotic™

Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2009, 09:50:22 PM »
Quote from: A. Geesta'z on September 13, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???
I know.

You need to stop having heart-to-hearts with these lil dick Urkel muthafuckas and fuck with a real winner like AG.
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Muhfukka

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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2009, 09:54:54 PM »

Quote from: A. Geesta'z on September 13, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???
well theres also this

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Kool Beenz

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Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2009, 09:57:03 PM »
my perverted uncle would her floyd

i might hook them up
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Roccy

Re: my friend Kyle..
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2009, 09:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Sikotic on September 13, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Quote from: A. Geesta'z on September 13, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
no wonder you get no type of dick, god damnit WTF???
I know.

You need to stop having heart-to-hearts with these lil dick Urkel muthafuckas and fuck with a real winner like AG.

LOL  ;D
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