Favourite Simpsons line

[transmission]

I choo choose you! 

Was a Valentine that Ralph gave Lisa that had a train on it.

[WestCoasta]

Bart joins the Junior Campers and the bullies see him with his uniform and Nelson takes it away

Nelson: "Hey look everybody... Campers Pampers" 

Bullies:  "Keep away!  Keep away!"

Bart:    "Whatever  "

Jimbo:   "You better pretend like you want these back"

Bullies:  "Keep away!  Keep away!" 


I was LMAO 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season4/exit7.mp3
Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking]  Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking]  Wait a minute.  Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking]  My God!  He <is> coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [chuckles then winks]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

[This funnier with the visual]
Homer: I don't even know why they elected me unioun president.
Marge: Because they know your the best man for the job.
Homer: Yeah your right. Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
Marge: Hmm that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer: You know I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
the next morning Lenny is drinking coffee and homer punches him.

[JMan]

Episode with homer and mindy

Homer: Ohhh [crys]
Mindy: whats a matter
Homer: were guna have sex tonight
Mindy: well we dont have too
Homer: but the cookie told me so
Mindy: cookies arent always right
Homer: but their sooo sweet

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Homer - "3 simple words...I..am..Gay"
Marge - "For the last time i am not putting that in there!"

Not really the funnies or my favourite as a lot of the classics hav been posted. Oh yeh overseer the only one i can think of tht sounds a lil like urs is The halloween special where they tryin 2 find out whos the witch n BArt goes

"LIsa's the witch!! Look shes corrupting my mind.....must....drop......pantaloons!"

Lisa.."BART!!"

[Mygla]

there's too much... but I always enjoy when Homer says "It's funny 'cause it's true"... Simpsons is the greatest tv-show ever made, no other show is even close...

[E. J. Rizo]

Ralph goes flying through the simpsons home window....... and ralph goes "I'm a Brick"

LMAO laughing for days......

or Ralph on the island with the kids when they are stuck and he eats the berries "It taste like Burning"

LMAO.... fuckin ralph is classic....

[E. J. Rizo]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.




LMAO some classic homer shit

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

lol, i juss remembered this one.
whenHomer is thinkin bout sumthin, then he picturez himself in the devil suit and goes "I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer" in a song format lol.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

[After Bart and Lisa have become best friends]
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

[After Homer decides not to go to church]
Marge: I have a responsibility to raise these children right and, unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... well, wicked.
Homer: [to Lisa and Bart] Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too
Homer: Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

Cliff Huxtable: Kids, this is your Grandpa Murphy.
Rudy Huxtable: But we've got three grandpas already.
Cliff Huxtable: This one's the famous jazz musician.
Rudy Huxtable: Ah, they all are.
Cliff Huxtable: Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about. Y'see, jazz is like Jello pudding... no, that's not it. Jazz is like Kodak film... no, that's not right neither. I've got it, jazz is like the new Coke - it'll be around forever.

Homer: Lisa, all you need is a little help from your dad.
Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help.
Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk.

Marge: Homer! That side of bacon was for my bridge game tonight!
Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: [sarcastically] No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.

Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Homer: [sounding like Al Pocino] In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Marge: Homey, I'd like you to do something for me.
Homer: You name it.
Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it.  No deer for a month.
Marge: Did you say beer, or deer?
Homer: .... Deer.

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Skinner: This time mothers gone 2 far, shes put cardboard over her half of the television, the other night we watched man with half a face...i didnt even know he had a problem!!!!

[STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER]

lol reading these has brought back sum memories

[51 cent]

The one I use all the time is: "Booooo---urrrrns!"

['DsR']

i dunno about 1 line from that show bcuz there is way to many... anyways, to me the funniest thing ive ever seen inthe simpsons is when theyre hiding from sideshow bob abd they become the thompsons.. the part when those 2 interogaters or whatever u want to call them and talking to homer "when i say hello mr.thompson you say hello" "sure no problem" . just that whole scene has me rollin everytime i see it... lol how stressed out those 2 guys get and homer is just sittin there lol and then later on when sideshow bob steps on all those fukcin rakes lol... that whole episode is hillarious

[Teddy Roosevelt]

After Homer inquires about a boudoir photography session

Homer: Uh, you're not going to ask me to pose nude, are you?
Photographer: Well, yes, unless you have some issues with revealing your body.
Homer: Well, I don't but the block association seems to. They wanted a *traditional* Santa Claus.