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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2005, 07:59:46 PM »
LMFAO

"Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles."

"Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back."

yo mamas so hairy bigfoot got jelouse.

yo mamas so stupid she invented a wheelchair wit pedals.

yo mamas so stupid she invented a condom wit sweat holes.

yo mamas so stupid shit invented glow in the dark sun glasses.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2005, 09:33:42 PM »
Quote from: PLANT on October 29, 2005, 10:37:56 AM
Quote from: Pops Twista on October 29, 2005, 10:24:53 AM
yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican
LMFAO!!!!!   classic line right there haha
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2005, 09:51:55 PM »
YO MAMA AIN'T GOT NO LEGS BUT SHE TALKING BOUT "LET'S KICK IT"
YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO FUCKED UP, WHEN SHE SMILES, IT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF DICE
YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE FAILED THE PEPSI CHALLENGE
YO MAMA SO FAT HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOT DOGS
YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE SPITS YOO-HOO
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE TRICK OR TREATS OVER THE PHONE
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2005, 10:15:26 PM »
Your Mama is so stank She Made Right Guard Go Left And Speed Stick Slow Down
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2005, 02:44:27 AM »
got these from some movie...

yo momma so fat, her waist size is equator

yo momma so heavy, she wore high heels and struck oil



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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2005, 05:50:05 AM »
yo momma's like a bowling bowl, she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more....
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2005, 07:19:03 AM »
Yo momma's so fat when yo daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2005, 08:20:33 AM »
yo mama's so fat, when she whistled for a taxi a transport came and said 'get in the back'

yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell into the street, I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed

yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2005, 09:38:17 AM »
Yo momma's so fat she needs her own zip code
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2005, 09:42:37 AM »
Quote from: Educated Thug on October 30, 2005, 05:50:05 AM
yo momma's like a bowling bowl, she gets fingered three times, thrown down an alley and still comes back for more....
lmao this one´s hella funny :)
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2005, 01:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Pops Twista on October 29, 2005, 10:24:53 AM

yo moms so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death


^^^ I dont know why, but I thought this one was mad funny. lol.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2005, 03:33:58 PM »
yo moma is so dumb she got fired from tha M&M Factory cuz she throwed all them dubs away



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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2005, 04:03:22 PM »
Ya mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.


Your moma's so dumb she threw a stone at the floor and missed.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2005, 04:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Bez on October 31, 2005, 04:03:22 PM
Ya mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.



LMAO!!!!

good one
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2005, 10:43:37 PM »
yo momma so nasty, that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex
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