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-VZA-

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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2005, 02:11:48 AM »
your mama's so fat... even God couldn't lift her spirits.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2005, 09:19:25 AM »
Quote from: -VZA- on November 01, 2005, 02:11:48 AM
your mama's so fat... even God couldn't lift her spirits.
HAHAHAAAAA!!!
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2005, 10:53:44 PM »
your mama is so fat... she got banned from wearing x jackets because helicopters kept trying to land on her back.
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like women who have abortions... i'm not havin' it.  ~canibus~
bust a nut inside your eye just to show you where i come from.  ~phife dawg~
like a man without no arms... you can't hang.  ~method man~
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2005, 08:19:27 AM »
your mama is so stupid... she thought that pokemon was a jamaican porno.
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like women who have abortions... i'm not havin' it.  ~canibus~
bust a nut inside your eye just to show you where i come from.  ~phife dawg~
like a man without no arms... you can't hang.  ~method man~
<--my future wifey
 

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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2005, 08:50:08 AM »
Yo mama's so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2005, 09:11:32 AM »
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2005, 01:57:52 PM »
yo mama is so dumb... she bought a book on how to read.

yo mama is so dumb... she sold her car for gas money.

yo mama is so dumb... she thought wu-tang was an asian orange drink.
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like women who have abortions... i'm not havin' it.  ~canibus~
bust a nut inside your eye just to show you where i come from.  ~phife dawg~
like a man without no arms... you can't hang.  ~method man~
<--my future wifey
 
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